GLAM!tastic

[Dee Ariss]

What happens when you tie a cat wearing a top hat to the side of a lampshade, chuck it on to the roof of a moving train on the way through to London, take it off and then wrap it in a leather coat, paint its face pink, render it to liquid, offer it to Johnny Depp then quickly whisk it away from him, laugh in his face, get into a fight with him, run off, drop what was once a cat into a volcano, and watch it get blown into the air?

You get a big mess, and I get a chance to make this post longer.

And if you don't think I'm a twit yet, you're mad, and as the Cheshire Cat said, "We're all a little mad here." Of course I mean 'mad' as in the Marquis de Sade way in which it comes to you naturally, not the Seth MacFarlane type in which one likes to look mad but is really just a little bit lonely.

There, I've done it again, took up more space at your expense.

Goodbye shnorses. :escape:

[Moriamur]

...Well tie me up in barbed wire, impale knives through my head and leave me behind to bleed to dead...

If it isn't my buddy from Great Britain, the one and only Scottyrave!

OI SCOTT!!! WHAT'S UP!?

Welcome to TF, follow the rules or else face us, bla bla bla bla bla

People, this is Scott, one of me European amigos and a rather good one as well

[Nightingale]

chuck it on to the roof of a moving train on the way through to London,

Hmmm, is it a National Express 225, 125, a Virgin Pendolino or Virgin Voyager?


>_>


<_<


Weclome.

Oh and btw, since your a British dude, you're now a member of the Cool Club.

[Urza Planeswalker]

Welcome to Tf. If Michel knows ya then welcome indeed. There is no Cool Club. It's a lie >_>.

[Dee Ariss]

No...Cool Club?

MY DREAMS HAVE BEEN DASHED!!!

[Sonic]

Another Britsh hopeful then >_>

Welcome *waves*

[Moriamur]

There is no Cool Club. It's a lie >_>.

-_-'...

*Triple RIDER KICKS Justin*

THERE IS A COOL CLUB!

Uh, yeah you'll have to excuse Justin there mate, there is a cool club

Oh, almost forgotten to say, don't feed the animals around here, you'll get to know them soon enough...

Now *brings out Sephiroth's Masamune sword*

If you'll excuse me, I have to have a veeeeeeery nice long 'chat' with Justin

*drags Banjo Kazooie by his very tongue*

[Kaiser Zero]

Welcome to TF!

[Nightingale]

There is no Cool Club.

Not for you non-people!

[Abare Killer]

:abakill Welcome, new person! Great, now we have two odd people from the UK...Oh well, the more the merrier!

I'm Beth, ex-admin and current Queen of the Dorks. You'll have a great time here with all of us oddballs.

And don't forget, Justin, the Cool Club isn't a lie. THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!! :abakill

[Urza Planeswalker]

Dang...*rubs cheek* I'm in...SERIOUS PAIN! *grabs the Mumbo Wrench and drops a bunch of random stuff on Michel* So yeah there is a cool club I'm just not a part of it :p. Other than that really hope you enjoy your time here :D.

[Nightingale]

:abakill Welcome, new person! Great, now we have two odd people from the UK...Oh well, the more the merrier!

Four, actually. Nate, Rich, Dee Ariss and myself.

[S.I.C]

yo welcome to TF!!!!!!

I'm *Gos Gravion* but call me GG for short XD

um....lets see...what should I say next?...I should say something about rules and following them and what not, but who wants to hear that?...not me XD

well yeah anyways welcome, and watch out for all the crazy people......I have a feeling that you'll fit right in >_><_<

**throws pies into the sky**

PIES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!

[Mr. Blue]

Welcome to the board and enjoy your stay!