Zero Punctuation Thread

[Kaiser Zero]

no thing life threating just funny just the same! i'm sure a few of you know of this but for the ones that don't watch!!

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theres more on the site so yeah! talk away!

edit: damn code isn't working right click here http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/2768-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Mario-Galaxy

[Jaden Rose]

These are pretty much pure gold. I've watched two so far and they have given me a really good laugh. I recommend the Uncharted: Drake's Fortune one as of right now... maybe the Resident Evil: The Umbrella Files one also.

[Kamen Rider Tams]

LOL, That is so funny!

Seriously, Mario does all that crap to save Peach and he doesn't even get dinner and a movie. He gets a freaking kiss on the freaking cheek. Poor Luigi gave up trying to save her, but he gets dragged back into it if you collect all the stars in Galaxy.

Luigi: Don't collect all the stars . . . damn you all to Hell!

Daisy may be high matainace but she only got kidnapped once. Luigi has the better ball in chain! :D

The next game should be "Mario In Rehab after crashing his Kart because of driving under the influence of Star Dust!"

I still love the Mario franchise though. To the kart-mobile! *drives away*

[S.I.C]

LMAO...that was funny as hell XD!!! man that guy got it right! I loved the part about Mario and Bowser how ther like "whatever" to each other...made me laugh!

[IOJ]

This was indeed very funny! I needed a good laugh today. lol

[Kamen Rider Joker]

God Bless Yahtzee.

[Jasmine Reimon]

hahahahahhahaa *Rolls on the floor laughing*

[Kaiser Zero]

if you didn't know DMC4 and Burnout Paradise reviews are up!

[S.I.C]

you guys have to watch the Call of Duty 4 one it f-ing funny XD

[Kaiser Zero]

Now The Turok review is up!

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[Kaiser Zero]

Zack & Wiki review is up now.

[S.I.C]

The review for Army of Two is up XD

[Kaiser Zero]

Review for No More Heroes is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

And now Condemned 2: Bloodshot is up!

[S.I.C]

Woot the review for super smash bros brawl is out....oh and FYI if you love this game and hate it when people say "it sucks"....well then don't watch this review XD

[Kaiser Zero]

Review for God of War Chains of Olympus is up!

[Urza Planeswalker]

Wow I love this. I just watched the Super Mario Galaxy one but I gotta see others. He just makes me laugh so much I mean that guy is hilarious and though I haven't tried Super Mario Galaxy he reviewed enough of it's points while being funny to make me consider maybe saving back for a Wii. Awesome find Ak.

[Kaiser Zero]

oops though it was about postal XD it's Post Brawl hate mail review type thing.....so enjoy

[Urza Planeswalker]

Loved it I mean come on either Brawl is going to be your bag or not. I can't believe how many people disagreed and I have to totally agree with the fact that an opinion can't be properly displayed by a number. Over all I thought it would have been awesome to see him review Postal since it was banned in Australia but oh well live and learn and anyone else notice that he said he's going to need more time with GTA 4?

[Kaiser Zero]

Review for GTAIV is up!

[S.I.C]

his review for painkiller is out.

[Kaiser Zero]

The world ends with you review is up!

[Kaiser Zero]

Elder Scrolls Oblivion review is up!

[Urza Planeswalker]

Yeah I gotta be honest. I thought that was truly harsh on Oblivion. Granted I laughed my butt off with his descrip. of Morrowwind but dang I really enjoyed Oblivion. It takes different strokes I suppose XD.

[Kaiser Zero]

No game reviews this week just. 'Console Rundown'

[Kaiser Zero]

This week be Haze!

[S.I.C]

I gotta say that his review on HAZE was funny as hell XD.

I can't wait for him to do a review on MGS4!

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Lmao at Haze. It was a pretty good review, at least he didn't go all out to bash it lol.

[Kaiser Zero]

Review for Metal Gear Solid 4 is up.

[S.I.C]

dang.....um....I can't believe I'm saying this but that review sucked balls >_><_<......

I don't know if it was because it was about MGS 4 or it didn't really feel like a full review on his part....

I usally like Yahtzees reviews but this one sucked big time....I mean when he said,"that if your not already a MGS fanboy your not welcome." I don't think that, thats true at all.

I know alot of people that have never played any MGS game and they loved MGS 4...well whatever

I still think that Yahtzee is funny as hell and his reviews are well done but I don't think he gave MGS4 a real chance.......

[Kamen Rider Joker]

Eh. I enjoyed it, and I have to say he's somewhat right. The Metal Gear timeline is so convoluted now, and the fact that MGS4 attempts to tie it all together in a conclusion does make things a bit more inaccessible. You do have to remember that Yahtzee is much more of a instant gratification gamer, with his love for the First Person genre.

I'm not sure I agree on badly written games, but I can agree that to someone who isn't a fan of Metal Gear, a lot of things will be way over there heads.

[Kaiser Zero]

Yeah no game review this week. It's about Web comics.

[Kaiser Zero]

Now Lego Indiana Jones review is up.

[Fallout]

Oh shitz!!!!! This is going to be craaaaaaaaaaazy!!!

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3168704

Epic.Win for the 360!

[Ikusa]

As well as the new 360 interface. Which I think looks pretty damn good.

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3168709

[Urza Planeswalker]

I've always wanted to do this >_>. This week Yahtzee reviews...Alone in the Dark.

[Urza Planeswalker]

Oh no it's Mayor Bee. Wait I mean it's The Hulk with the statement that this week Yahtzee reviews...AGE OF CONAN! HULK SMASH PUNY HUMAN BARBARIAN!!!

[Urza Planeswalker]

Another week another Yahtzee video. This week it's The E3 Trailer Park I haven't got to see the vid yet but hope it's good!

[S.I.C]

that E3 review was funny as hell XD

[Kaiser Zero]

with the power of XPlay the review for Ninja Gaiden 2 will be up after 12:00 tomo!

[Kaiser Zero]

Prince of Persia Retrospective review is up!

[Urza Planeswalker]

You know I gotta agree. Just watched Ninja Gaiden 2 and Prince of Persia back to back and yeah I love the PoP series but not really looked for anything about this new one and I loved Ninja Gaiden for Xbox but it just doesn't feel the same with 2 and yeah maybe it's the frustrating How the puck did they just kill me type enemies at the end there >_>.

[Kaiser Zero]

Soul Calibur review is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Review for Braid is up.

[Monkey D. Luffy]

LOL I was gonna buy SC4 this weekend...But after watching that I won't :p. Just glad I found this guy before I bought some of the games that he said sucks ^_^.

[Ikusa]

Right. Soulcalibur IV is such a bad game... It only got positive reviews from all the major game reviewers.

Soulcalibur IV retains the feel of the previous games, because it works. Why mess with a good thing?

Taking advice from one guy, over fifty other people who would beg to differ...

[Urza Planeswalker]

I enjoy Soul Calibur 4 but here goes. His opinion is just that his opinion. He doesn't seem to enjoy fighting games. Any review is gonna be mostly opinion after a certain point. So if ya like the Soul Calibur series or fighting games in general you'll probably like it but if not then well we see what if ya don't. XD Haven't watched the one on Braid but I did try the demo and meh is the most I can muster for it.

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Actually, Ive been told by a few friends that the game doesn't quite fit like the others. So I'm taking not only his, but their advice to about the game. This guy seems to have the same taste in game as I do, and I trust what he says. I'll probably try renting this game to see what it's like, but I'm not gonna buy it. I'm not wild about fighting games, but I do enjoy some of them more than others.

[Ikusa]

I enjoy Soul Calibur 4 but here goes. His opinion is just that his opinion. He doesn't seem to enjoy fighting games. Any review is gonna be mostly opinion after a certain point. So if ya like the Soul Calibur series or fighting games in general you'll probably like it but if not then well we see what if ya don't. XD Haven't watched the one on Braid but I did try the demo and meh is the most I can muster for it.

That's one thing that irks me.

The vast majority of the assholes that review fighting games are you typical hardcore gamers, who only give two shits about those incredibly overrated first person shooters. Except for Adam Sessler. That man knows a good fighting game when he sees one.

That was one of the most ridiculous reviews I've ever seen. Of course it's not a perfect game, but it's far from bad.

Leave the fighting game reviews to those who actually enjoy fighting games.

[Urza Planeswalker]

But then all you'd hear is how awesome a fighting game is. Let's face it it takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's Fritters. It's an opinion plain and simple. I like Soul Calibur always have but I have yet to shell out the money to own one cause I have problems devoting myself to learning all the combos and what not plain and simple.

[Ikusa]

I can respect that. Fighting games aren't for everyone. It takes loads of practice to master even the simplest fighting game, and Soulcalibur falls under the category of easy fighting games.

[Kaiser Zero]

The review from Eve Online is up....

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Lmao! My father plays on Eve for like...5 hours a day and he's addicted to it. When I showed him this he was so p*ssed off XD I was laughing lol.

[Sonic]

LIES!!

[Kaiser Zero]

Too Humans review is up!!

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Well he did make some good points, lol but I totally disagree with him. I love Too Human lol.

[Kaiser Zero]

This weeks review is Spore.

[Kaiser Zero]

oops kinda forgot about it this week. Anyway it's a review of XBL games.

[Kaiser Zero]

Mercenaries 2 review is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Star Wars The force unleashed is up now.

[S.I.C]

that "review" seemed more like a Wii bash than a game review XD but it was still funny

[Kaiser Zero]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky review is up.

[Kamen Rider Joker]

And I whistled for a baboon!

[Kaiser Zero]

Silent Hill Homecoming review is up!

[Kaiser Zero]

Better late then never >_> Saints Row 2 review is up.

[S.I.C]

all those poor old ladys XD

that was a good one I might have to go and pick up Saints Row 2

[Kaiser Zero]

Dead Space review is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Fable 2 review is up.

[Urza Planeswalker]

I gotta agree with his Fable 2 review. It really feels like Fable 1 upgraded instead of a new game and yeah there's a little talk of the original hero. I like the summary You can do but why would ya want to? The best cause seriously after ya get the Ruler of Albion why do you need gold? Also his Saints Row 2 review makes me wanna try the game which really surprises me XD.

[S.I.C]

wow that was funny as hell XD

[Kaiser Zero]

Fallout 3 is up

[Kaiser Zero]

He must be running out of games... Guitar Hero World Tour review is up.

[Kamen Rider Joker]

XD He's in Australia, They hate gaming there!


The Dues Ex thing at the end saved this video in my opinion, Mocking Guitar Hero/Rock Band is too easy.

[Urza Planeswalker]

This week. Mirror's Edge.

[Kaiser Zero]

Left 4 Dead is up.

[John Marston]

Had to thrown in another mirror's edge insult didn't he? Anyway refreshing to see a video where he actually likes the game.....

[Kaiser Zero]

Sonic Unleashed is up.

[John Marston]

Haha oh god can't wait to see how he thrashes that...

[Kaiser Zero]

He didn't have to do very much. I do agree with him Sonic games have really all been bad since Sega died.

[John Marston]

Not to mention the werehog stages which I hear are terrible.....Not like the speed stages are better though.

[Urza Planeswalker]

This week. THE NEW PRINCE OF PERSIA. How's it rank? Watch and find out XD

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Well from that I guess he enjoyed some aspects of it. Especially the background XD.

[Kaiser Zero]

At least he didn't totally hate it. But it wasn't without it flaws so everyone should play it!

[John Marston]

I might give it a try I mean the fact that you can't die is pretty sweet. All she does is move you back to where you fell from it's facking awesome...

[Kaiser Zero]

It got annoying after a while for me. Sometimes you want to try for a leap of faith (which sometimes is needed) she pulls you back.

[Urza Planeswalker]

I love the Prince of Persia trilogy seriously I've played through each game twice but I'm wary to play the new one. Also when's the box gonna get here I wanna ship out the 360 xD.

[Urza Planeswalker]

DOUBLE POST BUT here we go. This week The Zero Punctuation awards for 2008.

[Kaiser Zero]

beat me to it! *shakes fist*

[Kaiser Zero]

Tomb Raider: Underworld is up.

[Kamen Rider Joker]

This Week on ZP:


Farcry 2!

[Urza Planeswalker]

This week! Gears of War 2.

[TengenToppaGurrenLagann]

Funny review once again.

[Kaiser Zero]

Well he didn't hate it.... so thats a plus!

[John Marston]

Wow better late than never.

[Kaiser Zero]

Little Big Planet is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Yahtzee goes retro to review Thief.

[Urza Planeswalker]

This week it's Skate 2!

[Ikusa]

Street Fighter IV got a good review. Not suprising.

[Kaiser Zero]

F.E.A.R 2 is up.

[Urza Planeswalker]

This week. Spiderman! Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can. Spins a web any size catches thieves just like flies! Look out! Here comes the Spiderman Web of Shadows review!

[Urza Planeswalker]

THIS WEEK. House of the dead: Overkill. In other news who likes my new Cowboy Justin avatar? XD

[Urza Planeswalker]

This week it's 50 Cent: Blood on the sand.

[Kaiser Zero]

Resident Evil 5 review is up.

[S.I.C]

hmmm....I have to disagree with him on RE5

yes the AI can be dumb at times but it still has a really good accuracy and if you build up the trust with it enough the AI gets really smart at picking up items and healing you when you really need it and what not....

now I do prefer playing with a actual person rather than the AI (I'm play on veteran with the AI...>_><_<) and the game is more fun with a friend but it seems he may have missed that because it seems he has no friends..........I wonder why >_><_<

now don't get me wrong I think that Yahtzee is a great game critic and all but I think he went into this game thinking he was going to get RE4 or something like the inventory thing....I love the new inventory set up. I like changing weapons on the fly and also getting to keep all your weapons through the whole game. I do wish that herbs were stack able in the inventory like what Yahtzee said but hey that's the game.....maybe he's just not that good at it and that's why he got so mad at it.....

who knows....

but still I don't think he gave it much of a chance to begin with.....

[Kaiser Zero]

No one posted it... oh well Halo Wars from last week is up.

[S.I.C]

okay the Halo Wars/X-blades review was freaking funny as hell XD

who was the X-Blades guy? >_><_<

[Kamen Rider Joker]

It's one of the two "Unskippable" guys, who mock the shit out of Opening Cinematics of Movies.

Eternal Sonata is probably the best of the bunch so far but I might be Genre Biased.

[Urza Planeswalker]

This week it's Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars by the way >_>.

[Kaiser Zero]

No one post last weeks? Oh well it was Madworld.

This weeks review is H.A.W.X

[Kaiser Zero]

Siren Blood Curse review is up.

[S.I.C]

well I never played the first one but..........I also didn't play the second one either XD

but that review was pretty boring....i think he's losing his touch....>_>...or maybe it's because I'm tired and ready for bed.......who knows?

[Kaiser Zero]

You could have made. It's own thread since this is pretty much for yatzee's reviews.

[heeroyuy236]

Is it? My mistake, I thought it was for games in general. -tucks tail between legs and proceeds-

[Kaiser Zero]

Valkyria Chronicles review is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Velvet Assassin is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Duke Nukem Forever review is up.

[John Marston]

He makes reviews about games on hold?

[Kaiser Zero]

it's a game thats never coming out!

[Kaiser Zero]

Bionic Commando is up! *waits for Justin to comment*

[Urza Planeswalker]

Edit time. Yeah well he's right for the most part. I mean I loved the game but yeah. If ya aren't a fan of Bionic Commando then don't buy it. I mean the swinging mechanic is kinda weird yet fun when ya get used to it. And the fact that he brings up the big plot twist involving Spencer's wife is totally on key. Also yeah lot of Pepsi. He's right about that...

[Kaiser Zero]

inFamous review is up!

[Kaiser Zero]

His E3 rant/hype thing is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Oops forgot about this. Prototype review is up.

[John Marston]

Does anyone still watch these? I've kinda lost interest. >_>

[S.I.C]

I do

I thought his E3 hype was funny.

but it seem noe what he is trying to hard to hate the games he plays.......I mean in the Infamous review he said that it was a really really good game and he liked it but yet he still bashed it..........

[Urza Planeswalker]

Loved his Prototype review. Makes me wanna play that now. Also THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD FAILED?! WHAT WILL WE DO?!!?!

[Kaiser Zero]

The Sims 3 review is up

[Kamen Rider Joker]

Not a new video, but a follow up article on the [Prototype] Review is up. . .

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/op-ed/6228-Yahtzees-Prototype-vs-InFamous-Challenge

[Urza Planeswalker]

WHO YA GONNA CALL?! GHOSTBUSTERS THIS WEEK! XD

[Umemori Genta]

ncaa football in 2 weeks

[Urza Planeswalker]

Evil always finds a way with Yahtzee's review of Overlord 2: Electric Boogaloo >_>.

[Kaiser Zero]

This week Red Faction.

[Kaiser Zero]

Wii sports resort is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

The Conduit is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Silent Hill 2 review is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

It's a 2.5 hoedown! It's a review of two arcade games.

[Urza Planeswalker]

This week it's Something about monkey fonics... or maybe monkey something. OH YEAH Secret of Monkey Island!

[Kaiser Zero]

Wolfenstien review is up. Bah I was hoping for Batman!

[John Marston]

Lol Wolfenstein. He must be bored.

[Kaiser Zero]

He wouldn't be bored if he played Batman. >_>

[John Marston]

I'm quite shocked he didn't review batman yet. Since when does Wolfenstein get top billing over batman! Wolfenstein sucked while batman is amazing. >_>

[Sonic]

Batman > Wolfenstein

[Urza Planeswalker]

It's the day we've all waited for. Yahtzee reviews this week. BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM!

[John Marston]

Well he didn't hate it! But he had to say bad stuff about it cause thats basically his job. >_>

[Urza Planeswalker]

This week Rock Band The Beatles and Guitar Hero 5.

[Kaiser Zero]

This week is Scribblenauts.

[Kaiser Zero]

On deck is Wet.

[TengenToppaGurrenLagann]

This week Mario & Luigi: Bowsers inside story

[S.I.C]

On deck is Wet.


his review of WET was right on the money! I feel like a idiot for buying that game......what a waste of money!!!!

[Kaiser Zero]

I agree Dustin >_<

Anywho up now is Brutal Legend.

[John Marston]

Bah on that wheres the Borderlands review?

[Kamen Rider Joker]

No Borderlands review, He's on Vacation, but still graced us with a video "reviewing" Washington D.C. I found it funny but your mileage may very.


So if you aren't already, now would be a GREAT time to start watching ENN. This week's Episode is hilarious!

[Kaiser Zero]

Who is ENN?

I'm on the Borderlands bandwagon i'm hoping it's next week but who knows.

[Kamen Rider Joker]

Graham Stark of Loading Ready Run, and Kathleen DeVere of the same group (Graham also is one of the Unskippable guys.) It's basically the Daily Show for gamers, taking real gaming news and putting an absurd spin on things.

Like turning the H1N1 spreading at the Penny Arcade Expo into the "Nerd Flu".

[Kaiser Zero]

Linkage please Tiz? I shall check it out.

[Kamen Rider Joker]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escapist-news-network

There you go, Note that it updates on Wednesdays, so You get a New one of these along with ZP!

[Kaiser Zero]

Thank you kindly Tiz!

[Kaiser Zero]

No borderlands yet but Uncharted 2 is up!

[Kaiser Zero]

Again no Broderlands... Dragon Age Origin is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Modern Warfare 2 is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

I don't think we'll be getting Borderlands anytime soon.. BUT Assassin's Creed 2 is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Double review Left 4 Dead 2 and New Super Mario Bros. Wii are up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Demon's Souls is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Okay I give up on waiting for Borderlands.

Holiday 2009 is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Saboteur is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Award of 09 is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Torchlight review is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Darksiders review is up.

[Urza Planeswalker]

Oh I hope he liked it! xD

[Kaiser Zero]

Bayonetta is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Now A random Dark Void review is up.

[John Marston]

I don't need to watch his review to already know that game is shit. >_> Lol. *watches anyway* <_<

[Kaiser Zero]

OMG It's the Borderlands review!

[Kaiser Zero]

Mass Effect 2 is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Now for some Dante's Inferno.

[S.I.C]

Mass Effect 2 is up.

His Mass Effect 2 "review" was to be excpected.........it was the same a the first one just with more hate towards the game.

I will agree that I do miss the inventory system and the amount of guns you can get....

[Kaiser Zero]

Bioshock 2 review is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Aliens vs Predator is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

JASON! JASON!..... I mean Heavy Rain is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Battlefield: Bad Company 2 is up

[Kaiser Zero]

Final Fantasy XIII is up.

[S.I.C]

that shit was f-ing funny LOL!!!!!

I knew! I knew he would hate it.......I do too lol

[Kaiser Zero]

XIII Rocks! Anyway.

God of War III is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Red Steel 2 is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Just Cause 2 is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories is up

[Kaiser Zero]

Splinter Cell Conviction is up!

[Kaiser Zero]

Nier is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Dead to Rights: Retribution is out.

[Kaiser Zero]

Now Monster Hunter Tri is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Alan Wake is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Red Dead is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Now this one I have to see! Review for Alpha Protocol is up.

[John Marston]

Cool, a game critic is gonna critique a critically panned game that has numerous technical glitches and bad design choices. >_> <_<

[Kaiser Zero]

Prince of Persia: Forgotten Sands is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

His 2010 E3 round up is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Mario Galaxy 2 is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Singularity is up!

[Kaiser Zero]

Crackdown 2 is up. I do kinda have to agree with his review about it too. >_>

[Urza Planeswalker]

This week it's Limbo and Death Spank!

[Urza Planeswalker]

DOOD'S Jayse told me last night so the credit goes to him for me posting his next review for this time it's a game I really loved. Shadow of the Colossus!

[Kaiser Zero]

No one loves him any more?!

Split second was last weeks and this week is Transfromers WFC.

[Urza Planeswalker]

Oh umm I tend to watch Sunday mornings but missed Split/Second Heh heh heh

[Urza Planeswalker]

This week it's the Viewer's Choice winner and the winner is...DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!

[Urza Planeswalker]

Whoa so a bit behind here but here we go...


Kane and Lynch 2 Dog Days
Mafia 2
Metroid Other M
Video Game Voters' Network
Amnesia: The Dark Descent

[Monkey D. Luffy]

His review for Kane and Lynch is exactly as I felt. I only played the first 15 minutes of it and had to turn it off because of how bad it was. Glad it came free with my console. XD

[Urza Planeswalker]

This week it's Halo Reach!

[Monkey D. Luffy]

LOL energy sword nipple fiend!

[Urza Planeswalker]

Lulz Also if anyone else here is an American Gamer you may want to watch the Video Game Voters' Network video. It's actually about a serious issue being debated in the Supreme Court right now about games and as a legal voting American gamer it's time to do our part by making our voices heard. Yes that was cheesy but SHIT BE REAL YO!

[Kaiser Zero]

Dead Rising 2 is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Spider-man shattered dimensions is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow review is up!

[Kaiser Zero]

Enslaved is up!

[Kaiser Zero]

Fallout New Vegas is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Force Unleashed review is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Black oops... I mean Black Ops is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Yeah... iPhone games are up...

[Kaiser Zero]

Now something I do care about! Assassin's Creed Brotherhood is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Splatter house is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Epic Micky is up but who even bought the game anyway?!

[Kaiser Zero]

Holiday 2010 review is up.

[Urza Planeswalker]

TOP 5 OF 2010 is up!

[Kaiser Zero]

Fable 3 is up.... really does this even need to be reviewed? We all know it was broken so we don't need anyone else to rant about what we already know.

[Kaiser Zero]

A shadow's tale is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

Now something I do like! Dead space review is up.

[Kaiser Zero]

MindJack is up... Isn't that a bit to easy?

[Kaiser Zero]

Killzone 3 review is up (come on people thats to easy).

[Kaiser Zero]

Kirby's epic yarn review is up.

[Urza Planeswalker]

HE'S GOT...DRAGON AGE 2 AND POKEMON WHITE UP NOW!

[Kaiser Zero]

Crysis 2 is up.

[Moriamur]

Hear yé, hear yé

Ben "Yahtzee" Crosshaw aka Zero Punctuation has put his sights on the Nintendo 3DS... Go watch it while it is still hot, cause a new video is up: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3112-Nintendo-3DS

[Moriamur]

Portal 2 is up, I repeat Portal 2 is up! http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3153-Portal-2

Just watch out that you don't fall down an endless loop of portals XD

[Kaiser Zero]

I'll have to see this, give how much I adore portal 2!

[Urza Planeswalker]

Just watched his review and I really really really really wanna play Portal 2 Co-Op campaign!

[Monkey D. Luffy]

*Shakes fist* Damn him! Makes me want to get it even more!>_><_<

[Moriamur]

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is out

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3188-Castlevania-Symphony-of-the-Night

[Moriamur]

Zero Punctuation is testing his might...

Testing his might...

WITH MORTAL KOMBAT!!! http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3250-Mortal-Kombat

[Moriamur]

It is time for us all to go to the BRINK of destruction...

Ben Yathzee aka Zero Punctuation brings you... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3286-Brink Brink

[Moriamur]

Zero Punctuation falls into The Black... But The Black here is known as La Noire... Or more precisely... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3347-L-A-Noire L.A. Noire

[Moriamur]

And Hunted: The Demon's Forge is up: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3540-Hunted-The-Demons-Forge

[Moriamur]

Hail to tha fucking KING baby! http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3581-Duke-Nukem-Forever-for-real-this-time

[Moriamur]

Answer me this... Is it much more satisfying to cause wanton destruction with just a snap of a finger and enjoy being evil... Or is your heart glued to the so called righteousness that makes you a hero..? You decide if you are InFamous or not... InFamous 2: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3611-Infamous-2

[Moriamur]

Let me tell you a story, a story known by all, a story about a young girl named Alice who's lost in Wonderland, however does anyone know just how mad Wonderland truly is..?

Oh of course you don't, since the madness was removed by Walt Disney... Well... The Madness... Has returned... heh heh heh... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3652-Alice-Madness-Returns

[Moriamur]

Have you ever wondered if the shadows that follows us, can truly become as damned as we are... Can shadows be sinners and go to Hell like we can..? Are the Shadows of the Damned... Truly damned..? http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3675-Shadows-of-the-Damned

[Moriamur]

How much do you FEAR the number 3..? As much as a loli lunatic, a ghost, a beard guy and some random twat..? Then you are truly afraaaiiiiddd... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3724-FEAR-3

[Moriamur]

You know..? Something tells me that Nintendo is either grasping for straws or just really in need to make a quick buck for the 3DS... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3780-The-Legend-of-Zelda-Ocarina-of-Time-3D Zelda everyone

[Moriamur]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3801-Call-of-Juarez-The-Cartel I am guessin a Shooter game..? *shrugs* I dunno, don't care, enjoy Zero Punctuation

[Moriamur]

I'll just leave this right here: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3839-Bastion-and-From-Dust