Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Nikita]

yes, that's right...we all know those 'stupid questions' ordeal, so why not ask them and see what kind of stupid answer we can get! ^_^

Why is the world round?

[Ikusa]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why are pickles green?

[Contessa dei Cattanei]

Because they grow in the grass.

Why is the sky blue?

[Moriamur]

because white was too bright

Why does the stars only shine at night?

[Ikusa]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do dogs sniff each others asses?

[S.I.C]

Why don't you XD

why does everybody make a big deal about the gas prices?

[Nikita]

So they can poop...>_>

What sound does a cow make?

[Morbid Little Angel]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x134/jojo3748/chickfila.jpg

Why does Agent L have to die? :sob:

[Moriamur]

Because Dan touches himself at night

Why is life never fair?

[Nikita]

if life was fair, then we would all be running around like chickens with their heads chopped off...

What does a duck say?

[Morbid Little Angel]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg251/angelpittygurl/funny.jpg
Why do we look like ants from way up in the sky? :confused:

[Crystal Ranger]

Becuase Chuck Norris said so and his word is law!

Why don't animals talk like humans?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because they all ate alien eggs

Why are there members on this board?

[Nikita]

there are no members on this board..and this isn't a board...it's actually an alien research facility...


Why do we say 'until pigs fly'?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because pigs fly dates are on the weekends

What is the point to talk?

[Contessa dei Cattanei]

Because if we farted as our language, everything would smell bad. XD

Why is life so unfair?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

it's not, it's totally fair... just seems unfair because Tom Cruise and Tom Welling arnt related

whats so great about tv shows?

[Nightingale]

The pie.

What happens when you burp out your ass?

[Moriamur]

you create smelly pie

What happens if you sneeze out of your eyes

[Nightingale]

Jamaica eats France.

What do you do when you do nothing?

[Moriamur]

you make cake

Why is our skin made of flesh/meat?

[IOJ]

To feed the homeless.

What happens if a Hot Dog makes love to Mr. T?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Blue Jello turns black

What happens when a baby stops breathing?

[Nikita]

Then jayse gets constipated..>_>


What would happen if i blow my nose?

[Moriamur]

you would make Jensen pregnant

What would happen if I would sneeze on a local cemetery?

[Abare Killer]

:abakill Life as we know it would cease to exist.

What if the moon really were made of green cheese? :abakill

[IOJ]

Then Houston wouldn't have a problem. He'll be hungry.

Why do animals sleep in Wal-Mart?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because Michel's house is closed to them

Why do kids ride the school bus during the school seasons?

[Abare Killer]

:abakill Because if they didn't, they would be shot there on a catapult.

Why are there so many different shades of human skin? :abakill

[Nikita]

because someone poured acid on everyone...-_-


Is the world really round?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

no, it's actually the shape of a popcorn kernal

Why do we have a sun?

[Abare Killer]

:abakill Because we don't have 7 moons.

What is the meaning of the quadratic formula? :abakill

[Nightingale]

Babies.

Why is it that some people look good and others just don't?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because the ground is hard


Why do we sleep?

[Moriamur]

Because we hate the sun

Why do we have hair?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because Actors don't need any

Why do we have die?

[Moriamur]

because I, the current Hell Lord, demand it! Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Why do women get pregnant and not guys?

[Nikita]

because if guys got pregnant, then the world will be doomed! DOOMED I TELL YA!!

How do you catch a cold?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because you can't catch a Hot

Why is the sky blue?

[Abare Killer]

:abakill Because if it was red, it would be on fire.

What is the meaning of life? :abakill

[☼TameMySoul☼]

My mom's Cheesecake cookies

Why do people enjoy watching movies?

[Moriamur]

Because Vampires are sexy and they simply RULE!

Why do we go to school?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

To get dumber... oh wait is that a fact?

Why do we have water on earth?

[Nightingale]

We need to pee something.

Why do we need to pee at all?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

because if we don't our head's explode

Why do leaves change colors?

[Nikita]

Because then they will attack us like raging squirrels!

Is it me or is it hot in here?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

It's me

What's your SN?

[Nikita]

My SN is: I pooped on Dan and he liked it!

What is a word?

[Abare Killer]

:abakill A word is two words and two words are worth a million.

Why do we need money? :abakill

[Urza Planeswalker]

Because....They say the best things in life are free...but you can give them to the birds and bees. I WANT MONEY! >_> That's what I want. XD

Why did I quote an old song like that?

[Moriamur]

because new songs lacks a soul

Why do people like Britney Spears or Paris Hilton exist?

[Urza Planeswalker]

Cause when people bring up Paris Hilton I can say...I share a birthday with her? Making that day semi-ok?

Why am I listening to a song I'd say I'd never listen to again?

[Abare Killer]

:abakill Because you're a LIAR.

Why do threads like this exist? :abakill

[☼TameMySoul☼]

So the world can funtion

Why do we get born?

[Nightingale]

To reproduce melons

Why do some people engage in incest?

[Abare Killer]

:abakill Because inbreeding causes fun birth defects.

How come every time headphones break, they stop working in one ear? :abakill

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because the sounds to loud

Why do people piss you off?

[Nightingale]

Because they can't shit me on.

Why is the color red not green?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because people wouldn't stop on the street if is was

Why do we grow as children?

[Morbid Little Angel]

So we can get tall enough to kick other people's ass.

Why did Goddesses & Gods create Barney the dinosaur? http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh290/xrachlx33/graphics/barney-1.jpg

[Moriamur]

to makes us all suffer before we die and go to HELL

Why are those who are 'outcasts' (Satanists, Gothics, Emos, Scene kids, etc) never or have a harder time getting accepted by society?

[Morbid Little Angel]

Because we suffer a lot of emotional problems, we're dark, & normal people cannot handle it. :dry:

"Why are bras consider the woman's curse?" :abakill

[Nightingale]

Cause they shouldn't be worn!

Why is the Earth round?

[Moriamur]

Because you touch yourself at night

Why do guys like lesbian girls with big breasts?

[Morbid Little Angel]

Because girls on girls is HOT!!!.
Same reason why some girls find guys on guys very HOTTT!!!!. :devil:

Is the moon really made of cheese, if so what kind? :drool:

[Nightingale]

Pie.

What's the difference between hot, goats and marriage?

[TengenToppaGurrenLagann]

They hate the cold.

Why do fools fall in love?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Cuz smart people know better

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Moriamur]

To get killed by my boots

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

the duck

why do birds of a feather flock together?

[Moriamur]

otherwise they get killed by a murder of crows

What is the meaning to getting born when we all die again?

[Nikita]

TACOS!! tacos rule!


What does 1+1 equal too??

[☼TameMySoul☼]

the color purple

Why is the tounge so dangerous?

[Nightingale]

Because of the secks.

Why do drunk people act weird?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because their full of lead

Why do people talk?

[Urza Planeswalker]

So I can look like a complete jerk some days?

What's the deal with Banjo and Kazooie losing most of their old moves for the new game?

[Moriamur]

because they heard me sang so sad that they wanted to get rid of their uber moves XD

Why do people who can't sing, sing?

[Nightingale]

For free onions

Why do people have bad habits?

[Morbid Little Angel]

A: Because all the good ones where taken.

Q: Are knives really a girl's best friend? :devil:

[Urza Planeswalker]

Sometimes probably.

Why did Kaito try to become frienemies with Tsukasa?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because Barney was going to marry Kimberly the first pink power ranger



Why is Spider-man the face of Marvel?

[Moriamur]

Because The Joker did it XD

Why is Superman so... Boring..?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because no one has seen his pick dress yet

Why do become friends?

[Kairi]

Because cheese can't fly

What's a wheel?

[Admiral Acksident]

A gateway to another dimension filled with day-glo unicorns.

Why can't monkeys morph?

[Moriamur]

because they would all turn into Den-O

Why is there still no main female Kamen Rider..?

[S.I.C]

because it would be to awesome!

why won't they make Kabuto S.I.C figures?.....;_;

[Admiral Acksident]

Because the sheer awesomeness of it would cause the universe to divide by Zero.

Why couldn't the writers of the V for Vendetta movie have stayed more faithful to the graphic novel about the fate of a certain man in a mask...

[Umemori Genta]

because then the little kiddies would have been scared for life

who is the president

[Admiral Acksident]

Some moron.

Why did Kaixa cross the road?

[Moriamur]

To kill the Chicken Orphenoch for looking at him XD

Why is Faiz a shark based Rider?

[Admiral Acksident]

Cause Amazon got stuck with a piranha.

Why is it that the notion of Walmart creating Kamen Riders in order to stop the invasion of small time grocery stores seems less and less farfetched every day?

[Umemori Genta]

because i have seen the henshin devices at my local walmart\

why does walmart seem like the borg collective

[Kairi]

Because the Terminator deemed it so.

Why should E.T. phone home?

[Moriamur]

because he is afraid of Kamen Raidah Daburu

Why doesn't Shotaro and Philip psychically merge into Daburu..?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because I like Purple duh

Why do things get hot over a fire?

[Urza Planeswalker]

Cause they're not kept over ice.

Why do birds gotta swim while fish gotta fly?

[Umemori Genta]

cause they were not told about the birds and the bees?

why are CM stupid

[Admiral Acksident]

Because... CYCLONE JOKAH!

Why is the first episode of W so fucking awesome?

[Umemori Genta]

because walmart made it

why do i want to live on onyx

[Admiral Acksident]

Because it's better than Cubic Zirconia.

Why is Keisuke Nago so badass?

[Umemori Genta]

because he is powered by the awsome power of my farts

why did tusksas lose his memory

[Urza Planeswalker]

Cause I just got my all my medals in the Predator challenges on Batman.

Why do I actually like the Kamen Rider Dragon Knight theme?

[Nikita]

U actually don't, it's a hypnotic spell that will eventually turn u into a pile of poo!!!! >_>

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

In my Sock drawr, can't get her out of there!

Where do babies come from?

[Moriamur]

from men their mouths

Where does the element ice come from..?

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Me duh

Where can you buy water?

[Moriamur]

on the planet Venus

Why is Uranus called Your Anus..? XD

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because it's a rude place to be

Why isn't the planet flat?

[Moriamur]

Because the water spins me right round baby, right round... Like a record baby, now we're going right round!

Why is the 80's and early 90's music better then current day pop music..?

[MidnightAngel]

Because Today's pop music has been warped by artists such as Brittany Spears, Christina Aguilera.

Why does it seem like you have to be insane to live in this world?

[Moriamur]

because all the sane kids have moved to Mars

Why is 1 + 1 = 2..?

[Admiral Acksident]

Because arithmetic sucks.

Why does work have to be so hectic?

[Umemori Genta]

because pluto is no longer a planet

why is pluto no longer a planet

[Urza Planeswalker]

Because they gave one scientist way too much power?

What's the difference between a telephone pole and a pizza?

[Moriamur]

Because some Ranger was once baked in a giant pizza XD

Why is The Joker sooo badass and cool and awesome..?

[Admiral Acksident]

Because not every actor who has played him can attest to having the posthumous legacy of making the other movie-actor who played him look like a girlscout.

WHY SO SERIOUS?

[Urza Planeswalker]

Cause I don't like laughing. EVER!!!!

Do you like fish sticks?

[Admiral Acksident]

Whydo-

"Hey, WCHFF, I'll let you finish, but i gotta say that Pizza is a whole lot better than... hey... what.."

**ONE TWO THREE!! RIDER KICK!**

*Kicks Kanye to the moon*

Ahem...

Fishsticks are actually made from the meat from Seakings.

Why did the belts from 555 always change hands so much?

[Moriamur]

because it wanted to change a girl into Faiz as much as possible

Why do people touch themself at night..?

[Admiral Acksident]

Because life is short.

Why is it raining?

[Umemori Genta]

because hanto got a part time job making it rain

why did the vma's suck this year

[TengenToppaGurrenLagann]

Because Kanye West is a fish stick

If me and Liquid are twin brothers why do we have different voice actors?

[Admiral Acksident]

Cause Narutaki said so.

Why was Narutaki so useless in Decade?

[Ring Slinger]

Because this is also Decade's fault

why do frickles taste wierd?

[Admiral Acksident]

Because of... Moskau, Moskau, throw your glasses at the wall... oh wait....

>.>

WHy is That one song by Dschinghis Khan so fucking awesome?

[Moriamur]

Because it is Khan

Why does life suck so damn much..?

[Admiral Acksident]

Cause... What this world... needs now... Is Love... Sweet Love...

Why can't the ameri(can't) Kamen Rider show just say "HENSHIN!" like everyone else?

[Ring Slinger]

Because they figured years of not sayign the name Kamen rider had to be made up for some how

Why can't hot dogs and hot dog buns come in equal amounts of product?

[Admiral Acksident]

Because Koutarou Minami would be sad.

Why does Mickey Mouse as a Kamen Rider make me chuckle immensely?

[Ring Slinger]

because mickey mouse as wolverine would make you cry...

why would kamen rider skull be more awesome with a red scarf?

[Admiral Acksident]

Because Badasses always wear red scarves... or capes...

See also: Big One, Superman....

Why is Kamen Rider G so funny to watch?

[Ring Slinger]

Because it's booze and superheroes

Why is time travel impossible unless you have a train or a car with odd doors?

[Admiral Acksident]

Cause it's all about that Time Trippin' Ride.

Why can't i have a Stargate?

[heeroyuy236]

Because you only have 22 internets, you need 50 to get a Stargate.

Why can't BanDai USA make decent toku toys like BanDai Japan/Asia except maybe the Super Legends action figures?

[Admiral Acksident]

Because i only have 22 internets. I need fifty to unlock that capability.

Why did Kaixa cross the road?

[Ring Slinger]

Because in the USA it's all about teh money an cheap labor

why can't dogs bark softly?

[Urza Planeswalker]

Cause cats purr.

What's the difference between a pizza and a sandwich?

[Umemori Genta]

the amount of internets you have

why did the thunderzords asplode

[Admiral Acksident]

Because of surprise buttsechs.

Why is it that the Sky is purple?

[Umemori Genta]

because i finally have more internets then you do

why is the world round

[Ring Slinger]

Because a triangle would look funny

Why is fire never green unless it's magic fire?

[Urza Planeswalker]

Cause I took all the green fire >_>

What is the giant claw?

[Umemori Genta]

my hand

how do you throw a baseball

[Ring Slinger]

not with your face.

why can't money grow on trees?

[Admiral Acksident]

The soil's too acidic.

Why can't Kaixa and Decade just be friends? They both have an X motif going on on their armors.

[heeroyuy236]

Because Decade ate all his pudding before Momotaros could.

Why does Momotaros love pudding?

[Admiral Acksident]

Because it's 10 times better than cake.

Why is the cake a lie?

[Ring Slinger]

because it's really a pie..much liek cheese cake..it's a pie that lies abotu beinga cake >_> <_<


why does being sick suck so much

[Umemori Genta]

because you do not have a rider pass

why is it so cold outside today

[☼TameMySoul☼]

Because the air is frozzen

Why do I have feet?

[Moriamur]

because if you had a tail, you couldn't walk or fly

Why don't I have a pair of wings on my back?

[Kamen Rider Tams]

Because you fought a lawnmower and the mower won.

Why aren't rider kicks delivered between the legs? XD XD XD

[Ring Slinger]

Because the fight would be over super fast XD

Why does school want the same thing over an over again?

[Umemori Genta]

because of the corporations

why do they make so many saw movies

[Ring Slinger]

Because apparently it makes money

Why don't bagels cure colds

[Umemori Genta]

to many holes in them

why is the moon white

[Urza Planeswalker]

Cause I'm tired of sucky bands who suck.

Why does guitar solos rock?