The Kaiser Knight, Angels Of Sins and Takumi Show!

[Moriamur]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hello TF!

Welcome to Americ **gets hit by the mic**

Ow...

Anyways, a whole new budget, a whole new studio and whatnot...

So yeah, we are BA-HACK!!!

**brings out the blades**

[Kaiser Zero]

We're back scary XD

[Nikita]

so wait..i wanna join the show!! where' the love for the Asian Slim Shady???? ;_;

[Jasmine Reimon]

Asian slim shady you are so not a rapper

[Ikusa]

^ I'd like to see something like that.

[Noel Kreiss]

No But I can sing *Sings*

[Ikusa]

*ears bleed*

[Jasmine Reimon]

*welds pauls mouth shut*

There thats better

[Ikusa]

Umm.. ouch.

[Noel Kreiss]

It don't hurt much *Welds Jason's mouth shut*

[Jasmine Reimon]

*Sweet Chin Musics Paul*

[Ikusa]

MmmMmmMmm!! :X

*flips Paul off*

[Nightingale]

*Cooks Jayse in a bucket*

[Moriamur]

**throws Shad in a frying pan**

No cooking the hosts!

[Nightingale]

*Throws dirty socks at M-San*

What country are we in?

[Moriamur]

**cuts the dirty socks with the Blades from Hell**

And we are in the US of fucking A... Where else?

[Kaiser Zero]

*is cooked and dies*

[Nightingale]

And we are in the US of fucking A... Where else?
Um, Jamaica?

[Noel Kreiss]

*Welds Shad's mouth shut* Welcome to Atlanta

[Kaiser Zero]

Everyones in Atlanta now?

[Abare Killer]

Yay, the show's back! Let's keep it more active this time!

*makes arrows in the sky with my feather sword and shoots them in random directions*

[Moriamur]

**gets hit by the arrows**

...What is this, the shoot arrows @ M-san day? XD

[Nikita]

could be...perhaps!

[Moriamur]

lol...

Well at least it wasn't Pandora XD

Speaking about Pandora...

**throws Angie 3 Golden Orbs**

Keep those with you if you end up dying again

[Nikita]

*huggles gold orbs*

sweet!! thankies!! i tend to die alot in here...i don't think 3 will keep me alive for long...>_> especially if peggy is around..lol...

[Moriamur]

lol, well when you run out... Come and find me...

I can sell them orbs to you for half the red orbs you have to pay in DMC4

[Nikita]

yayness!! i will keep that in mind!!

*throws confetti around*

[Noel Kreiss]

**Gets hit** I need HP! Help!

[Moriamur]

Hmmm...

DENIED!

[Noel Kreiss]

Wait I got it! *Smokes some Pot*

[Ikusa]

Take it to the head bitch.

[Kaiser Zero]

Thats your new answer Paul? XD

[Nikita]

*throws a rabid squirrel in the show and runs away locking the doors with everyone in it*

[Noel Kreiss]

No I'm just regaining Hit Points

[Jasmine Reimon]

*Hits Paul with the Clothesline from Hell*

[Ikusa]

*hits Paul with a pickle*

[Nikita]

*throws everyone out of the show*

[Ikusa]

I kinda sorta glued myself to the floor. >_>

[Nikita]

that's ok...

*throws a grenade at AC*

[Jasmine Reimon]

*Tackles Angie*

Got you!

[Ikusa]

Ouchies! XO

*sees a white light*

[Nikita]

teehee....

i'm the ruler of this show!! bwuahahaha!!

[Jasmine Reimon]

*Bear hugs Angie*

[Ikusa]

*pulls out a bazooka*

I run the show now.

[Jasmine Reimon]

Ahhh!!! *Pulls out the D-bazooka*

[Nikita]

bah, u wish!!

*throws a cucumber at AC*

[Noel Kreiss]

*Beats ACDC senseless with a Lead Pipe* No I do, you are lucky Jason *Sings*

[Ikusa]

Ah.. son of a bitch. >_>

We can talk this over guys... ^_^;

It was just a joke... heh, heh, heh. <_<

[Jasmine Reimon]

nah *pulls the trigger blowing Jason up*

[Ikusa]

>_<

Dying hurts!

But M-san owns my soul, so I WILL be revived.

Muwahahahaha!

[Jasmine Reimon]

*Sends Jasons body to the mirage dimension*

Bye bye!

[Noel Kreiss]

Yay M-san can't get to the Mirage Dimension *Jumps into the Dimension*

[Kaiser Zero]

*beats everyone with the bacon saber of d00m*

[Moriamur]

**enters the Mirage Dimension by the use of shadows and light**

You were saying... Paul...?

[Nightingale]

*Glues M-San's arms and legs together*

[Moriamur]

**burns the glue away**

Heh... Child's play...

[Noel Kreiss]

**Cries** I lost my job at Wal-Mart

[Ikusa]

I think I should get my own spin-off show. >_>

And im really sorry to hear that Paul. :/

[Moriamur]

hmmm...

Should Jason get a Spin-Off show or not... **remembers Joey**

NO!

[Ikusa]

Oh, "Ash to Ash" would be so... much better than "Joey".

I don't even remember "Joey" being cancelled.

[Noel Kreiss]

How about the Ash and Breaker Show lol

[Ikusa]

Not a bad idea. XD

[Jasmine Reimon]

haha XD

[Moriamur]

Or how about the "I'll stick my foot right up to you guys asses if you even try to create a spin-off show" hmmm? XD

[Jasmine Reimon]

maybe ill create my own improv show with a set number of my favorite games XD

[Ikusa]

"How 'bout no?! Ya crazy Dutch bastard!"

-Dr.Evil

XD

[Moriamur]

Very well

**drags AC by the ears and throws him out of the studio AND ripping his ear off**

Anyone else wants to follow him?

[Ikusa]

what?

[Moriamur]

You've been axed from the Show XD

Nah, just kidding man

[Nikita]

*throws a bunch of chickens into the show!*

[Jasmine Reimon]

heh Chickens XD. I just created my own show XD

[Moriamur]

oh brother...

And where is my co-host Jaysen at?

[Fallout]

Currently occupied in your pants?

[Ikusa]

Pants! >_>

Blasphemy!

[Fallout]

>_> <_< Lies!

[Moriamur]

**checks pants**

Nope, no Jayse here, only a string of red hair...

You sure that he isn't hiding in YOUR pants Peg?

[Fallout]

Hmm, that would explain a lot actually....

*checks pants*

ANYONE HOME?!

[Ikusa]

There's party in my pants, and everyone's invited.

Just be sure to RSVP.

[Nightingale]

*Makes Ninja Soup*

[Kaiser Zero]

I'm in no ones pants but my own!!

[Ikusa]

Fine!!

[Nikita]

i'm in Dante's and Jensen's pants!!

yes, i can be in 2 pants at once!!

[Moriamur]

O_O...

Is that even possible?

[Ikusa]

Prehaps...

[Moriamur]

...Don't think I want to know how that is even possible

[Nikita]

of course it's possible!!!

i have the power!! ^_^....

[Moriamur]

the power of Greyskull?

**envisions Angie as a female, Asian version of He-Man**

<_<

>_>

Sexy! XD

[Nikita]

yet could be scary...>_>


BUT YEAH, I CAN SO PULL OFF THE SHE-WOMAN! >_>
ok, name is in progress....

[Moriamur]

**laughs silly**

You DO realise that I was joking when I said that, right Angie?

Btw, I've added your name to the show

[Nikita]

i know!! i was just playing along with it...^_^

and yeah, i saw my name is added to the show!! thankies!! cuz i rule!! ;)

*pokes everyone with a toothpick and runs away*

[Morbid Little Angel]

<runs stark streeking naked in the background with only a bra on her head> Muwhaha! :D I AM QUEEN OF THE WORLD I TELL YAH!!!! QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!! :rolleyes: <trips and falls into a sinkhole> Ouch! I'm okay! :p

[Moriamur]

**saw the streaking past** O_O

Oh my >_>...

**falls down a wall of shadows**

Need a lift up... Tenshi?

[Morbid Little Angel]

<graps a dress & puts it on> Are you okay? :p <helps Karasu up> Hee, hee! I made you blush, didn't I? *lol* :D

[Moriamur]

**shakes head**

Yeah, I'm okay... That's a first time I fall through shadows... Normally I walk through them with ease...

And yes... you... yo... you made me blush...

Nice dress btw ^_^

[Morbid Little Angel]

Thanks! <blushes right back> :o
Man I have to pee is there a bathroom around here? :eek:

[Ikusa]

*points to Dan's (Ecliptor_knight's) profile.

[Moriamur]

you heard Ash XD... Ecliptor Knight's profile is also the bath room XD

Hmm... Now why is it that I always make you blush, Tenshi?

[Nikita]

*pokes everyone with a roll of toilet paper with poop on it!*

[Moriamur]

**avoids getting poked**

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww Angie, that's just nasty ya know?

[Ikusa]

Shiza!

[John Marston]

This board has a lot of excrement involved lol *shits* oops >_>

[Kaiser Zero]

And it mostly comes from you Dan XD

[Fallout]

You yahoo's need a bloody housekeeper

[Noel Kreiss]

*Brings a badly beaten housekeeper* Is this good enough?

[Nikita]

i thought u were the housekeeper peg??

*Runs far away*

[Moriamur]

Nah... Paul is the housebitch...

Aren't you... Paul

[Noel Kreiss]

I thought it was Dustin

[Moriamur]

No, it is you

[Fallout]

Angie, I'm just the general bitch lol

[Moriamur]

And the best one at that as well

**looks up**

Uh oh...

**gets squashed by an anvil**

Ow... someone... lost an... anvil...?

[Ikusa]

*Brings a badly beaten housekeeper* Is this good enough?

The broad doesn't speak Engrish!

[Nikita]

*blows up everyone in the show*

teehee....

*runs away laughing*

[Ikusa]

Horses are terrible people. (http://horsesareterriblepeople.ytmnd.com/)

[John Marston]

Deep Throat!

[Ikusa]

You DICK!

[John Marston]

You love that don't you >_>

[Ikusa]

Naw, I prefer Bajingos.


Subject change... >_>

How 'bout them tacos?

[John Marston]

I prefer Poontang.

[Ikusa]

Bajingo = Poontang = Va**na = P***y

Im trying to refrain from using obscenities, for one day.

Not so easy.

[John Marston]

Vagina, Pussy.... You fuck them..... BAM!

[John Marston]

Due to the graphic nature of this program viewer discretion is advised.

[Ikusa]

Especially when As*es like you tempt me. XD

[John Marston]

Well if the price is right then how can you refuse, right?

[Ikusa]

This is not easy for me. Usually I swear like a Sailor.

This is like quitting cigarettes cold turkey. >_<

[Moriamur]

What The Fucking Hell?!

This Is Not Some Sex Shop, Get The Fuck Out Of Here!

[John Marston]

M-san swears like a sailor!! A Sailor Moon!!!

[Ikusa]

What The Fucking Hell?!

This Is Not Some Sex Shop, Get The Fuck Out Of Here!

GODFU***NGDAM**T!!

[Moriamur]

**smashes a fist into Jason's face several times**

CUSS YOU FAGGOT IDIOT! CUSS ALREADY!!!

**smashes my knee into Jason's gut several times as well**

[Ikusa]

F**KBEANS!

I can't until 10am tomorrow.

[Moriamur]

>_<...

Very well you wuss...

**brings out the Blades from Hell from both my hands and elbows**

Wanna die quick or slow?

[Ikusa]

Slow and painful, man.

You know how I like it.

[Moriamur]

Perfect...

And don't forget to scream this time...

**rams 2 of the Hell blades through Jason's chest and turns them around real slowly**

[Ikusa]

SH*T!!......

Gahhhhhh!....

*coughs up blood*
*drops dead*

[John Marston]

What the fuck, Holy fucking shit I can't believe that fucking shit.

[Moriamur]

Grrrrr...

**smashes a fist against Jason's heart**

WAKE UP YOU SOULLESS SLUT!

[Ikusa]

Pull the dam* blades out first.

[Moriamur]

-_-

How many fucking times must I tell you that I own your soul, that you basically already ARE dead? NOW GET THE FUCK BACK UP!

**pulls Jason back up again by his throat**

[Ikusa]

*gags*

Fair enough..

[Moriamur]

Yeah

**throws Jason against a wall and impales him against it... Stigmata style**

NOW FUCKING CUSS DAMNIT!

[Ikusa]

Shiza!

[Moriamur]

**grows even more impatient**

CUSS FUCKING ENGLISH YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SLIME TOAD INFECTED MAGGOT!!!

**pulls a Hell blade out and slashes Jason's left hand off at the wrist, followed by impaling that left arm**

[Ikusa]

**grows even more impatient**

CUSS FUCKING ENGLISH YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SLIME TOAD INFECTED MAGGOT!!!

**pulls a Hell blade out and slashes Jason's left hand off at the wrist, followed by impaling that left arm**

What's with the sweet talk?

...and ow.

[Moriamur]

SWEET TALK!

**pulls blade out and bites into your open wound, drinking out the blood**

NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU WORTHLESS BAG OF FUCKING BONES!

EITHER YOU CUSS NOW OR ELSE I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR SOUL BACK AND JUDGING AT YOUR FUCKING CONDITION, YOU WILL DIE!

[Ikusa]

If I live, you're stuck with me. And even if I do die, im just going to end up in hell with you.

It's win win.

[Moriamur]

Perhaps, however I WON'T go easy on you once you've died

[John Marston]

Slow and painful, man.

You know how I like it.

Hold on this quote right here is quite possibly the best quote ever... >_>

[Moriamur]

indeed... SIG IT DAN!

[Ikusa]

Don't get any ideas! >_>

[John Marston]

Wait, what?

[Ikusa]

Wha?..

[John Marston]

Too late!!!!

[Ikusa]

XD

[John Marston]

We'd like to thank you for your entry in this months quote of the month...

[Ikusa]

My pleasure.

[John Marston]

I bet it was >_>

[Ikusa]

I knew that was coming.

[Moriamur]

Oh brother in Hell >_<'

[Ikusa]

http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=realhomerhd2.jpg

Scary... >_>

[Contessa dei Cattanei]

It's like Cyrano with huge eyes...icky...

[Ikusa]

There's more. Click on it to view the entire pic.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7629/realmariolz0.th.png (http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?image=realmariolz0.png)

[John Marston]

Not cool man, you gotta ask before you show pics of my family...

[Ikusa]

EDIT

Too repulsive.

[John Marston]

Oooh snap!! Wait that's not my mom, that's your Girlfriend.....OOOOOH!!! :p


Wait Too repulsive for us? XD


EDIT!!!

How bout that?

[Ikusa]

Har! Har!

I was going to post another pic.

But it's just to gross to stomach.



EDIT: I was going to post that one earlier. O_o

What are the odds?

[John Marston]

Well she's so sexy so I just had to post it >_>

[Ikusa]

Edit

[John Marston]

What the hell, I would not want Taco Flavored BJ's from her >_>

[Ikusa]

Haha.

I originally saw this pic on HJU awhile back.

It was laugh riot apparently. >_>

[John Marston]

Go ahead and give her a Kiss Jason.... Look past the nasty infected lips... XD

[Ikusa]

*vomits*

[Nikita]

*dies from everything that went on in the show*

i think you guys just raped the show so many times that it turned ugly!! and i mean ugly!!

*gags from the fat, naked, woman*

[Ikusa]

Prehaps we need a spin-off... :/

[Nikita]

this world can't handle a spin off! hell, it can't handle us for the time being!

[John Marston]

A Spin-Off staring me and Jason? Hmmmm

[Ikusa]

Ooh.. I like.

[Nightingale]

Dan likes to spin off.

[John Marston]

But is the world ready for something like that!!!!



Dan likes to spin off.

>_> Maybe.....

[Moriamur]

Oh brother.... >_<'

[Ikusa]

All this sexual inyourendo. >_>


But is the world ready for something like that!!!!

>_> Maybe.....

We'll never know unless we try.

[Moriamur]

**kicks Shad, Dan and Jason out of the studio**

There, now I can go and clean this place up a bit...

**starts cleaning up**

[Noel Kreiss]

*Walks in covered in Triple H and John Cena's blood* Damn that match was fun

[Nikita]

gah, u guys are trying to copy our show!!

*shakes fist*

we've got a bunch of copy caters!! lol..>_>

[Ikusa]

Exsqueeze me? XD

Our show is TFC adult programming.

[Nikita]

u just might like it to much if i did squeeze ya! ;)

[Kaiser Zero]

you'd squeeze anything Angie! I've seen the videos!!

[Moriamur]

Correction Jayse, Angie would squeeze anything except for both you and me

[Ikusa]

u just might like it to much if i did squeeze ya! ;)

I just might. :D

[Kaiser Zero]

*slaps Jason* you perv!! *claps and has and army of strippers pop up*

[Moriamur]

Wooooooooooooo... Strippers

**goes to sit down and watch**

[Kaiser Zero]

O_O

[Moriamur]

What?

[Ikusa]

*sings* Lap dance...

[Nikita]

Umm..i just shit my pants while i just robbed you jason..>_>

[Ikusa]

It seems everyone's have problems with bowel control on this board.

Im going to have to bring in some adult diapers... whatever the hell they're called.

[Contessa dei Cattanei]

I believe the word is Depends...

[Ikusa]

^ That's it.

[Nikita]

well, i'm a big kid so i need those "pullups"!! I just like the pretty pink color that it has!

[John Marston]

Diapers are for squares I just poo where I please. Like in Jason's Profile... XD

[Ikusa]

Then you will clean it up.

I have no more room to frame your feces.

[Kaiser Zero]

Dan's like a puppy that shits everywhere. So we might have to start shoving his nose in it and beating him. >_>

[Noel Kreiss]

Let's do that *Hands Jason a baseball bat*

[Moriamur]

Dan's like a puppy that shits everywhere. So we might have to start shoving his nose in it and beating him. >_>

Oooohhhhh... Can I do that? Oh please please please PRETTY PLEASE!??!

[Ikusa]

Let's do that *Hands Jason a baseball bat*

*takes bat*

Now we just have to wait for Dan.

[Abare Killer]

:abakill o_o Well I see the show is still as Spam-tastic as always.... *ignores the pages and pages of posts and makes Ramen in the kitchen* :abakill

[Kaiser Zero]

but that past is full of history!!

[Moriamur]

Indeed!

We must know the past, to live in the present and to avoid in the future!

[Kaiser Zero]

but the future is always happening like now...and now....and now

[Moriamur]

okay... The distant future XD

[Kaiser Zero]

are we talking this year, flying cars or aliens living with humans future? XD

[Moriamur]

...Ask me that question again in 5 years XD

[John Marston]

This show and mine should have a team-up special.. >_>

[Kaiser Zero]

thats if I know where you are M-san XD

[Ikusa]

This show and mine should have a team-up special.. >_>

OURS!!.. ours. >:0

[Morbid Little Angel]

Ouch! My brain hurts from reading everyone's post. @_@
btw Have all of you been eating my special brownies? 0_0


you heard Ash XD... Ecliptor Knight's profile is also the bath room XD

Hmm... Now why is it that I always make you blush, Tenshi?
<finishes peeing in Knight's profile & pulls up her panites> Aw! Much better! :D
To answer you question Karasu... I have no clue, but you do. :p

[Moriamur]

hmmm, very well

Let me see... The answer must be that I still love you a lot and vice versa...

Damn, Tenshi... I want you back... I want you back so badly

[Nikita]

*pokes everyone with Dan's poo on a stick*


>_>

[Morbid Little Angel]

<runs from poo on a stick> Eww! Get that thing away from me. 0_0


hmmm, very well

Let me see... The answer must be that I still love you a lot and vice versa...

Damn, Tenshi... I want you back... I want you back so badly
I know! I'm... still trying to figure things out. I just don't want to hurt you again. :(

[Moriamur]

It is okay Tenshi... It is okay **smiles** I shall keep waiting for you until you have found it all, cause for you I'll wait until the end of time

[Kaiser Zero]

OHHHH Jason and Dan having a show fight!!

[Moriamur]

My money is on Jason!

[Kaiser Zero]

now it's not nice to take bets..... *bets on the ghost*

[Morbid Little Angel]

OHHHH Jason and Dan having a show fight!!
Go Dan! *lol* :D


It is okay Tenshi... It is okay **smiles** I shall keep waiting for you until you have found it all, cause for you I'll wait until the end of time
*blushes* :p

[Nikita]

I found out the truth about Dan! i found out he likes to have a cock fight!! And i'm not talking about 'those cock' fights! i'm talking about the bird!

[Noel Kreiss]

Dan can't shit anywhere else, we beat him with a bat and Jason plugged his ass with a cork.

[Nikita]

but the sad part is that Dan really likes it that rough tho

[John Marston]

I heard my name?

[Nikita]

u heard nothing!! nobody called your name! ur hearing things!!


PS. dan likes to rape squirrels >_>

[Kaiser Zero]

real creepy though...

[John Marston]

Gosh I can't help being so popular >_>

[Nikita]

gah, ur not popular..ur just a figment of our imagination...we can get rid of you the same way we made u!

[John Marston]

you cannot kill what you did not create!!!

[Kaiser Zero]

But she did Make you....

[Moriamur]

that she did... That she did

[Ikusa]

Jayse...

http://domn.sopca.com/files/No_Soup_For_You.png

[Kaiser Zero]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU

[Nikita]

uuuhh...for some reason, i just had the hots for that sexy man! >_> but then it went away...

[Kaiser Zero]

Thats kinda creepy Angie....

[Ikusa]

uuuhh...for some reason, i just had the hots for that sexy man! >_> but then it went away...

No sex for you!

[Kaiser Zero]

Kinda like it is now?

[Moriamur]

Kelso: BURN!

[Kaiser Zero]

*high fives self*

[Moriamur]

...How can you high five yourse... Oh wait, I am your other half XD

[Kaiser Zero]

I have two hands XD

[Moriamur]

**kicks Jaysen**

Meanie XD

[Kaiser Zero]

And this is new news XD

[Contessa dei Cattanei]

High-fiving yourself= clapping. :)

[Kaiser Zero]

ouch XD but that is true lool

[Contessa dei Cattanei]

Yay my intelligence. :D

[Ikusa]

Sooooo tired! >_<

[Kaiser Zero]

then sleep? *knocks Jason out*