Lie Your Butt off thread

[Mr. Blue]

You all know the drill

Make a lie.....LIES! lol

I did not make this thread

[S.I.C]

Man I was so happy when Lockon died in Gundam 00.........;_;

[MidnightAngel]

I'm a fairy princess grounded due to a broken wing.

[Ikusa]

I seriously hate you all.

You people are nothing but a bunch of whiny, arrogant pricks, with a stick up your ass.

[Morbid Little Angel]

I really enjoy going up another freak'n bra size. :mad:

[Mr. Blue]

I'm not from Canada

[Ikusa]

I am from Canada.

[Morbid Little Angel]

I hate Goth music! :eek: *lol* :rolleyes:

[S.I.C]

I'm going to kill the next person who posts!

[Mr. Blue]

I didn't get killed by Dustin! lol

[Moriamur]

I do not have dreams and plans on starting a Gothic Metal/'Rock 'n' Dark' band called Filthy Hearts

[TengenToppaGurrenLagann]

I plan on taking over Micrsoft

[UnforgivensAngel]

I plan on kidnapping the actor that plays RJ on PRJF -nods head-

[Ikusa]

I ate some fiberglass insolation, mistaking it for cotton candy.

[S.I.C]

lol...okay Toot.....I don't want to play MGS 4...

[Mr. Blue]

It didn't snow here yesterday

[Kairi]

I've got a stash of Lead pipes, steel chairs, ladders, tables, and garbage cans in my basement

[Ikusa]

I collect locks of Dan's hair. >_>

[Kairi]

I ride the DenLiner to school every day

[Remus Lupin]

I hate Mac's with a passion.

[Morbid Little Angel]

I am jumping up & down... laughing @$$ off! :rolleyes: :(

[Remus Lupin]

*is not laughing at Nicole*

lol :p

[Mr. Blue]

I can sing!

[Moriamur]

I am pregnant with Nicole's child!

[Remus Lupin]

*helped Azatoth get Nicole pregnant*

[Ikusa]

I open mouth kissed a horse once.

[Nikita]

I'm actually Trish in disguise! who's not making love to Dante! ^_^ ;)

[Remus Lupin]

I hate Nemesea!

[Mr. Blue]

I open mouth kissed a horse once.

lol


PRiS is not my favorite season

[Remus Lupin]

*does not think Jay is a crazy Canadian :p*

[Ikusa]

"I love lamp"

[Remus Lupin]

I love......country music

*throws up*

[Moriamur]

I love R&B and Rap/Hiphop

**shoots several bullets through my own skull**

[Remus Lupin]

Operation Overdrive was the BEST season of PR EVER!!!!!!!!!











EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[S.I.C]

I hated Cutie Honey the Live.....worst show ever!!!!.....

[Remus Lupin]

I hated Cutie Honey the Live.....worst show ever!!!!.....

Just like Abaranger is the WORST Super Sentai EVER!

[Mr. Blue]

I do not like Go-onger

[Remus Lupin]

I hope that no one ever finishes subbing Zyuranger!

[S.I.C]

I hate Kivat worst henshin device ever!.....

[Ikusa]

Kiva fucking blows.


EDIT: It hurt me just to even joke about it. >_>

[Mr. Blue]

I hate Kamen Rider Kiva

[TengenToppaGurrenLagann]

I hate anime in general

[Remus Lupin]

I am not using the White Tiger Style.

[Ikusa]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman".

[Remus Lupin]

I am not watching Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope right now.

[Ikusa]

I too am not watching Star Wars.

Right now.

On Spike TV.

Channel 57.

Again, I am not watching The Millenium Falcon being pulled into the Death Star.

Right now.

On Spike TV.

Channel 57.

[Moriamur]

I did NOT bought Conan, Guitar Hero 3 and God of War Chains of Olympus

[Remus Lupin]

I too am not watching Star Wars.

Right now.

On Spike TV.

Channel 57.

Again, I am not watching The Millenium Falcon being pulled into the Death Star.

Right now.

On Spike TV.

Channel 57.

And I was not watching it on DVD instead lol

[Ikusa]

I am not watching "The Empire Strikes Back".

Right now.

On Spike TV.

Channel 57.

Again, I am not watching Luke fly to the Dagobah system.

Right now.

On Spike TV.

Channel 57.

[Mr. Blue]

I did not make my new board last night

[Remus Lupin]

I am not going to see Forgetting Sarah Marshall when it releases this weekend.

http://www.forgettingsarahmarshall.com/

[Ikusa]

I quit my job, and school, and am joining a cult.

[Remus Lupin]

I hate my life.

[Mr. Blue]

I'm typing this with my eyes closed!

[Remus Lupin]

I'm typing with my mind! :)

[Morbid Little Angel]

I hate strawberries! :abakill

[Remus Lupin]

I absolutely hate movies - all movies.

[Mr. Blue]

I hate waffles!

[Remus Lupin]

Scrubs is the worst show ever!

[Moriamur]

I am getting married with Nicole in October!

[Remus Lupin]

and I am the best man! :)

[S.I.C]

and I'm the maid of honor XD

[Moriamur]

Actually... Jaysen is going to be the Maid of Honor and Steve being my best man XD

[Ikusa]

I'll be the flower girl.

[Mr. Blue]

I'm still in bed!

[S.I.C]

I am not at work enjoying my day >_>

[Morbid Little Angel]

Sanity hasn't truly left me. :eek:

[Remus Lupin]

I didn't go see Forgetting Sarah Marshall yesterday (Saturday) and it was absolutely horrible! One of the worst movies ever!

[Mr. Blue]

I'm upside down!

[Remus Lupin]

no way?!?! Really??!?! ME TOO!!!!!!oneoneoneone11111!!!!!

[Ikusa]

I fucking love Sundays!

[Remus Lupin]

I am not currently watching Kamen Rider Agito - it sucks!

[Morbid Little Angel]

The monthly B*tch hasn't rolled around again. :abakill :mad:

[Remus Lupin]

I didn't think that what happened on HIMYM last night was shocking at all. Been expecting that since the Pilot.

[Mr. Blue]

I was not shocked about Robin and Barney started kissing at the end of the episode

[Ikusa]

It's going to be a great day!

[Remus Lupin]

I am not about to record a recital for class credit.

[Mr. Blue]

I still have MySpace

[Ikusa]

Today was a great day!

[Remus Lupin]

today was not an okay day.

[Mr. Blue]

I didn't just get out of bed awhile ago

[Remus Lupin]

I didn't either

[Abare Killer]

:abakill The posts in this thread are fun. -_-

(Everyone just turns these game threads into a blog! Boring! Let's have some fun lies!) :abakill

[Remus Lupin]

these threads are not fun at all actually :p

*sorry I could not think of a fun lie :p*

[Ikusa]

Dan dumped me.

[Remus Lupin]

has never been dumped

[Abare Killer]

:abakill I'm dating your sister. :abakill

[Remus Lupin]

I actually have a sister.

[Mr. Blue]

I also have a sister too

[Remus Lupin]

I know - I'm dating her :)

[Abare Killer]

:abakill Matt is dating Jay's sister who is really just a clone of Jay dressed up as a girl. >_> :abakill

[Remus Lupin]

That's hott! I was wondering why "she" had a ****.

LOL!

*pukes*

[Abare Killer]

:abakill ^That post didn't make me laugh. XD :abakill

[Remus Lupin]

didn't laugh at my horrible attempt at humor

[Mr. Blue]

I'm not looking forward to watching Kamen Rider Dragon Knight

[Remus Lupin]

I am not looking forward to it either!

[Crystal Ranger]

Last nights episode of "Lost" sucked and did not kick all kinds of ass!

[Ikusa]

I'm ditching work.

[Mr. Blue]

I'm not even 30 years old....I'm 20!

[Remus Lupin]

I don't have an amazing new set made by Beth-chan

[Abare Killer]

:abakill I feel awake, well rested, and ready to face the day! And I went to class today like a good girl. >_> <_< :abakill

[Remus Lupin]

nice lies there :)

didn't go to class today at all :p

[Mr. Blue]

I'm in college again

[Remus Lupin]

I just graduated from college

[Ikusa]

I went to the dentist, and I have a shitload of cavities.

[Remus Lupin]

I'm not watching PRJF right now.

[Moriamur]

I've been to work today and I wish I could go to work for the rest of this week... No vacation for me

[Remus Lupin]

I hate my internship for the summer - it is the worst internship anyone could ever get.

[Ikusa]

No.

[Abare Killer]

:abakill I'm the Jungle Fury Yellow Ranger. :abakill

[Moriamur]

I am Kamen Rider Kiva! ^_^

[Remus Lupin]

I am Kivat!

[Ikusa]

I'm Spider Fangire.

[Remus Lupin]

No - you are Go-On Red :p

[Ikusa]

^ Right you are.

[Remus Lupin]

I'm always right ;)

[Ikusa]

^ Yes you are!

[Remus Lupin]

as are you! :)

[Ikusa]

I am not hammered right now.

[Remus Lupin]

I am! Hammered that is.

[Ikusa]

I'm ditching class tomorrow to go and get wasted.

[Mr. Blue]

I am Go-on Blue!

[Remus Lupin]

Yes you are!

[Ikusa]

Kill me.

[ranokoh]

i did not post in this thread

[Remus Lupin]

ranokoh is not the newest member of this forum - at this point.

[Abare Killer]

:abakill I love TOM and wish he would visit more often...x_x :abakill

[Mr. Blue]

I have most of the seasons on my computer

[Remus Lupin]

I don't want to see Wicked. Ever.

[Mr. Blue]

I do not have a new board

[Remus Lupin]

I am graduating a week from Saturday :)

[Ikusa]

I'm not off tomorrow!

w00t!

[Remus Lupin]

I don't have class tomorrow :(

[Mr. Blue]

I read all the time!

[Remus Lupin]

I read any book I can get my hands on except books that will help me out with my future career :):p

[Ikusa]

I'm calling it quits with Kiva, the series is starting to blow.

[Remus Lupin]

yeah - worst KR series EVER!

[Mr. Blue]

Jungle Fury is a terrible season!

[Ikusa]

Operation Overdrive was one of the better series, and had one of the deepest storylines.

[Sonic]

I'm bisexual o.O!!

[Remus Lupin]

I am actually trisexual :p

[Mr. Blue]

I don't think Dan is creepy

[Remus Lupin]

I don't think you are creepy :p

*picking*

[Ikusa]

Dan is preggers again...

I think it's mine.

[Remus Lupin]

No - it's mine :p

[Ikusa]

^ That would explain the crabs.

[Remus Lupin]

and the syphilis :p

[Mr. Blue]

You guys are not weird

[Remus Lupin]

just like you are not creepy :p

[Ikusa]

I don't feel you're creepy.

[Remus Lupin]

then you are not creepy either

[Ikusa]

I so... am creepy.

[Remus Lupin]

yes you are

[Morbid Little Angel]

"I am not addicted to
http://case.oncle-tom.net/images/2006/11/pocky-chocolat.jpg ."

[Ikusa]

^ Gah. I hate those.

[Mr. Blue]

I'm a creepy person!

[S.I.C]

I hate playing GTA IV!!!!

[Moriamur]

I'm a creepy person!

Uh Jay, that was the truth... Not a lie... you ARE creepy

Now on topic

I am not in love with Nicole

[Mr. Blue]

I have just farted while typing this

[Ikusa]

I'm eatting tofu.

[Mr. Blue]

I'm eating supper right now

[Morbid Little Angel]

I don't suffer from allergies. :eek:

[Moriamur]

I have no hayfever

[Mr. Blue]

I don't have any outside allergies

[ranokoh]

i did not fart in my brothers face

[Mr. Blue]

I have seen the movie Iron Man!

[Morbid Little Angel]

My right wrist doesn't hurt. :(

[Mr. Blue]

I'm not doing my walk this morning

[Moriamur]

I am at work while typing this

[Mr. Blue]

I have just farted while typing this

[Abare Killer]

:abakill Yo no puedo hablar ningún español. (I can't speak any Spanish) :abakill

[Mr. Blue]

I don't like my femslash set

[Abare Killer]

:abakill ^I like your femlash set....x_x (Tori is waaaaaaay to good for Madison) :abakill

[Ikusa]

Iron Man was straight up terrible.

[Morbid Little Angel]

Yo no puedo leer, poder hablar, ni puedo escribir español. :p

[Mr. Blue]

I know what Nicole said there

[Ikusa]

I'm happy with my job.

[Mr. Blue]

I don't have Facebook

[Ikusa]

I lost $80.

[Mr. Blue]

I didn't just request a new avatar and banner last night from Jud

[Abare Killer]

Yo no puedo leer, poder hablar, ni puedo escribir español. :p

:abakill Yo no pude comrender esta frase. :abakill

[Morbid Little Angel]

Hablo francés con un acento norteamericano. :peace:

[Mr. Blue]

I have learned french and spanish

[Morbid Little Angel]

I am fluent in Nihongo! :thumbsup

[Moriamur]

I am terrible with speaking the Dutch and English language

[Mr. Blue]

I'm not signed on MSn and AIM but signed on YIM

[Ikusa]

I got my tax rebate today.

[Mr. Blue]

I'm not 30 years old

[BlueVoltronRanger]

me no speaka inlgish

[Contessa dei Cattanei]

I'm not done my first year of college.

[Kamen Rider Tams]

I just loove to stay up all night and party till the sun comes up.

[Mr. Blue]

I do not have a femslash banner and avatar

[Morbid Little Angel]

I am not really tired! :banana:

[Mr. Blue]

I do not have Nicole on my MySpace

[Morbid Little Angel]

I never met the real Jay... only his clone. :poke:

[Ikusa]

I'm playing Halo 3 online.

[Mr. Blue]

I didn't just get poked by Nicole :D

[TengenToppaGurrenLagann]

i am not next to a toilet

[Remus Lupin]

I love my life right now......

[Mr. Blue]

I didn't work last night

[Ikusa]

Disco's making a comeback!

[Nightingale]

Lily = ugly.

[Mr. Blue]

I do not like Ashley Hammond at all

[Morbid Little Angel]

I didn't pull my back or lose my voice. :escape:

[Moriamur]

I hate the music from HIM, the 69 EYES, Lacrimas Profundere, Dommin and SadDoLLs/SadDolls

[Mr. Blue]

I always get sick

[Morbid Little Angel]

I + Me (doesn't) = Crap :moop:

[Mr. Blue]

I don't have MSN, YIM and AIM

[Morbid Little Angel]

I don't enjoy this *lol* :asslashes :devil:.

[Mr. Blue]

I'm not even a supermod here!

[Morbid Little Angel]

I hate cheese cake! :drool:

[Nightingale]

Thread closed.

[John Marston]

I'm rich.

[Nightingale]

Rich's Dan.

[Morbid Little Angel]

Yo no sé cómo hablar inglés. :no:

[Moriamur]

Ik spreek geen Nederlands

[Mr. Blue]

I do not have a new avatar and banner!

[Morbid Little Angel]

I know what all the Japanese kangi symbols mean. :Nunchaku

[Mr. Blue]

I don't like root beer!

[Morbid Little Angel]

I am happy-go-lucky! I really don't want to cry out in pain. :abakill :asslashes Oh it feels so good. :devil::crazy::(

[Mr. Blue]

I do not like RPM

[Urza Planeswalker]

DECADE 31 WAS AMAZINGLY AWESOME!

[Mr. Blue]

I have not bought the complete season 3 of Heroes yesterday

[John Marston]

I don't play games and I've never bought a game in my life.

[Kairi]

Narutaki is the destroyer of Worlds

[Admiral Acksident]

I am not a passing through Kamen Rider

[Kairi]

I jump through worlds and Steal treasures...

[Moriamur]

And Daburu sucks ass!

[John Marston]

Batman: Arkham Asylum is the worst game ever.

[Admiral Acksident]

E.T. is the best game ever

[Mr. Blue]

I never had NES, GameCube and Wii but did have SNES and Nintendo 64

[John Marston]

I'm a girl.

[Admiral Acksident]

I'm neither a man or woman.

[Moriamur]

I am not an evolving vampire child... >_>

[John Marston]

I'm a cat.

[Urza Planeswalker]

I hate Double.

[John Marston]

I'm not a fan of wrestling.

[Urza Planeswalker]

I can't stand that Batman guy.

[Admiral Acksident]

Walmart is not a secret recruiting place for the Borg Collective.

[Umemori Genta]

i am the best golf player in the world

[Admiral Acksident]

I'm not BoukenGreen's buddy/pal/compadre/amigo.

[Umemori Genta]

i have never spoken to WCHFF

[Admiral Acksident]

I'm BoukenGreen

[Umemori Genta]

I'm Will Chou Henshin for Food

[Admiral Acksident]

I'm a Child of the Sun! KAMEN RIDER BLACK... RX!

[Umemori Genta]

i hate tokusatsu

[Admiral Acksident]

I'm actually a teenage girl who can transform into a warrior wearing a sailor fuku. Also, i have hair in wierd pigtails.

[Umemori Genta]

i have never cussed in my life

[Admiral Acksident]

I'm Mark Rosewater

[Umemori Genta]

i'm kai






















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