Pickle Weasel

[John Marston]

*taps Mic* Is this thing on?

I hope so, Ladies and M-san! Welcome to the Brand new EK and AC Variety show!!! *Fireworks go off* Oh yeah we paid top dollar for pyro that's how we do..... Get ready for mayhem and destruction, with a hint of sex... >_> The show begins now!!!!!! *crickets chirp* God dammit.

[Ikusa]

This show will NOT be cancelled!

To start off our new show, we have a guest appreance by Wonder Woman!

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/bingo275/doom/wonder-woman.jpg


And join us later for the side boob hour.

[Moriamur]

This show will not get cancelled?

We shall see... heh heh heh... We shall see indeed...

[Ikusa]

Not helping! >_<

[John Marston]

We are so glad to have Wonder Woman in our studio, Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna have a private interview with her >_>

[Nightingale]

This show will not get cancelled?

We shall see... heh heh heh... We shall see indeed...

I'll cancel you.

[Moriamur]

not unless I cancel you first!

[John Marston]

I'll cancel the both of you!!!!

[Moriamur]

in your dreams, Danny-boy XD

[Nightingale]

Do that and I'll lock you up for wasting police time, you nonce.

[John Marston]

As our newest cast member you gotta eat something gross.......

[Ikusa]

And I get to pick!

[John Marston]

Uh Oh, in that case it's gonna be something really gross. XD

[Nightingale]

As long as it isn't cake :_:

[Ikusa]

Bon Appétit (http://www.marlerblog.com/Cow-Pie-3.jpg)

[John Marston]

And due to our rating anything goes >_>

[S.I.C]

**cheers** YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this show!!!!!!

[John Marston]

That's good, so far it seems our premier didn't do as well as others, We'll work out the kinks later and then get kinky with the kinks... >_>

[Ikusa]

Here's some side boob.

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9441/sideboobug3.jpg

[John Marston]

It's time for The Side boob hour? Hmmm let's play guess the Side boob lol.

[Ikusa]

That one should be easy.

[John Marston]

I'm thinking Britney Spears or Lindsey Lohan.

[Ikusa]

Dear God no.

[John Marston]

That wasn't my answer I just said I was thinking about them >_>

Jessica Simpson.

[Ikusa]

Correct.

*hands Dan a popsicle*

[John Marston]

Yummy a popsicle, wait where did you get this from? >_>

[Ikusa]

This place..

[John Marston]

If your gonna say the Lost and found box then that's a problem cause we don't have a lost and found box, we have an Ass box though....

[Ikusa]

Haha!

Anywho.. I detect drama in the shout. >_>

[John Marston]

It seemed to be Peggy and M-san ganging up on Shad..... but our show doesn't handle drama that shits for soap Operas.

[Ikusa]

w0rd.

[John Marston]

Now it's time for the music section of our show...*sings*

[Noel Kreiss]

*Tapes Dan's mouth shut and sings a bunch of Opera* That is singing!

[John Marston]

Welcome to the show orton, you better not lose to cena at mania.

[Ikusa]

We'll find out in one week.

[S.I.C]

what will we find out?

[Noel Kreiss]

*RKO's Dustin* We were waiting for that!

[John Marston]

Tha legend killa!!!

Hey Jason post more pics of fat chicks lol.

[Ikusa]

Brace yourself.

http://bp0.blogger.com/_InFGA2nsCXE/Rns1Zs-JTlI/AAAAAAAAAC0/GNarVYLVdpU/s400/Fat+Girl.jpg

[Moriamur]

...EW!!!

Something tells me that this show is going to get cancelled cause of it not being kids friendly XD

[Ikusa]

Hey it's TV-MA. XD

Too bad we don't have the 18+ forum, we could toss it in there.

[John Marston]

You like to toss things don't you Jason? >_>

[Ikusa]

http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/t/tossed_salad.jpg

[John Marston]

Jason would you wear this shirt?

http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/images/ex_skeet3.jpg

[Ikusa]

Only for you Dan. ;)

[John Marston]

Mine would be white >_>

[Ikusa]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g306/pamelapk77/39.gif

[John Marston]

I'm rick James bitch, Oh wait wrong guy >_>

[John Marston]

Our show is totally dying, bro.

[Noel Kreiss]

*Craps in it* that should revive it XD

[Ikusa]

I'll bump the hell out of this mo' fo', if I have to.

[Moriamur]

Oh just let this show die already >_<' XD

[Ikusa]

Neva!!!!

[Moriamur]

-_-

Remember Jason... I own your soul... You are MY slave... And what I say... GOES!

[John Marston]

This show dies when hell freezes over.

[Ikusa]

-_-

Remember Jason... I own your soul... You are MY slave... And what I say... GOES!

>_<

[John Marston]

This is my show! And until I give the word then it stays. M-san stop ruining our fun... :p

[Ikusa]

^ Im seriously about to castrate you..

[John Marston]

No Castration without representation.

[Ikusa]

Dan.. this is OUR show!

[John Marston]

Oh shit!!! Sorry buddy.... Feel free to castrate.

[Ikusa]

I'll sleep on it.

[Noel Kreiss]

I have News..........................


































































And that's all for today. I'm Paul Matthews of the TF News Network

[Ikusa]

Random picture.

http://img.breitbart.com/images/2007/5/25/D8PBKB5G0/D8PBKB5G0.jpg

What the hell is that? >_>

[John Marston]

Looks like some fat kid. Oh wait you mean the giant Boar?

[Ikusa]

No, I meant the kid.

Good job Starsky.

[John Marston]

Perhaps the kid is the giant Boar?

[Ikusa]

Nah, whoever is holding the gun.

[John Marston]

This is the most random show ever, but I love it lol!!!

[Ikusa]

Heh. Only on this show.

[John Marston]

I'd like to play some music now ladies and gentlemen.. *plays the trumpet horribly*

[S.I.C]

**claps** beautiful....;_;....beautiful

[Noel Kreiss]

*BOO!* Throws Swords and other violent stuff at Dan*

[John Marston]

*sings "Testify" by RATM*

[Moriamur]

**throws a brick against Dan's throat and sing's 'My Velvet Little Darkness' instead... With pureness**

[Ikusa]

This show's not dying Goddammit!!! >_<


http://members.aol.com/aaffstew/images/evil_monkey_301.gif

[John Marston]

*dances around*

[Noel Kreiss]

*RKO's Dan with extreme force* Randy is still WWE Champion

[John Marston]

ORE DANJOU!!!!!


And thank goodness orton is still champ.

[Ikusa]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/804/priceiswrongbarker4zfuz4.gif

Bob Barker
The Dark Lord of the Sith

[John Marston]

That is made with all kinds of win.

[S.I.C]

is the answer fish?

[Ikusa]

Space needle...

[S.I.C]

no space needle Tacos YAY!!!**eats a million tacos**

[Ikusa]

Well, I know what i'm eating for lunch.

[John Marston]

Shad AKA Pteradon is officially kicked OFF this show....... thank you.

[Ikusa]

Yeah, he hasn't been around lately.

[S.I.C]

your welcome????

[Ikusa]

I think it was Peggy that scared him off.

[TengenToppaGurrenLagann]

*enter TTGL* wow cool show guys

[Ikusa]

Spam away, Pie.

[Ikusa]

BUMP

[S.I.C]

**bumps the bump**>_><_<......what now?

[John Marston]

We are back from a short hiatus more to come!!!!! More spam! More randomness, and more Of


"Slow and painful, man."

"You know how I like it."

[Ikusa]

Yes.. this place will full of spam once more!

[John Marston]

Such as:


http://www.appscout.com/images/spam%20boy.jpg

SPAM BOY!!!

[Ikusa]

*thinks to self*

I must have that costume.

[John Marston]

The guys expression is priceless he's like "Ta-Da!!!" Not releasing he looks like a total tool in that spam costume. XD now where the fat chicks?

[Ikusa]

I want it!

Get it for me Dan!

[Ikusa]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5209/11503268404431eihx8.gif

[John Marston]

ROFL!! And you don't need a spam costume you got a spiderman costume XD

[Ikusa]

Sadly I no longer have it.. :/

Anywho.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7485/11486664265066pyof3.gif

[Noel Kreiss]

Damn it Jason, stop making Yoda Bounce lol

[Ikusa]

It's not me it's the.......force.

[John Marston]

Nice one lol *bounces around studio like yoda* weeee Fun this is...

[Noel Kreiss]

*Hits Dan with a bat *Damn you guys are giving me a headache with your dancing lol

[John Marston]

:hitit: >_>

[Ikusa]

Holy shit, we've got the cool smilies back.

:hitwall: :boxing: :hitit:

[John Marston]

Your welcome:peace:

[Ikusa]

Hey, I have a Kivat, could you add it?

[John Marston]

Yep... let's see it.

[Ikusa]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/6672/gmaskotkivabat01co5.gif

[John Marston]

:kivat

All set man.

[Ikusa]

:kivat "I'm gonna Kivat you asshole" :kivat

[Ikusa]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7834/324027106iu2.gif

[John Marston]

:agito :faiz :kuuga

[John Marston]

Yes I'm double posting so fucking what.... *thrashes around studio*

[Ikusa]

:escape:

[John Marston]

:devil:

[S.I.C]

...>_><_<...**throws pies at the hosts**

who did that????

[John Marston]

>_>
<_<
Was it George Bush?

[S.I.C]

NO it was me!!!!!!.......I mean yeah it was George Bush....

>_>.....<_<.....>_>......<_<

[Ikusa]

It wasn't Bush!

It was Dick.

[Ikusa]

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/9118/lcto8.png

Get it?

[John Marston]

*crickets*

[Morbid Little Angel]

<dips crickets into chocolate & eats them>
That will shut the up.
Yummy!
Tastes like roasted peanuts. :thumbsup
Hello, is anybody home? :grin:

[Moriamur]

**looks around**

Doesn't look like it Tenshi

[Morbid Little Angel]

Drats! :O_o;
Well... If nobody is home I guess I can walk around naked. :p

[Moriamur]

Ahem... I am still here >_>

[Morbid Little Angel]

You don't mind, do you? :dance:

[Moriamur]

Seeing a hot naked woman? Nope ^_^

[Morbid Little Angel]

Yay!
<jumps up & down>
I'm hungry!
<grabs apron>
Karasu, I'm making brownies want some? :)

[Moriamur]

Sure ^_^, chocolate flavored right?

[S.I.C]

>_><_<...**steals the brownies**wuhahahahahaha

[John Marston]

It appears we have guest in our studio. >_> <_<

*randomly sacrifices Dustin to the Aztec gods*

[S.I.C]

WHY DAN!?!?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**dies**

[John Marston]

WHY DAN!?!?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**dies**

You'll be rewarded in the after-life... With what? I don't know >_>

[S.I.C]

maybe a naked pic of you >_><_<.......what now? XD

[Noel Kreiss]

**Sets Dustin on Fire in the afterlife** That's your reward

[John Marston]

This show won't die!!!!

[Ikusa]

If you want I can cancel it with the click of a button.

And then there can be a spin-off featuring me going on wacky adventures.

[John Marston]

No no Theseus that won't be necessary.

[Ikusa]

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/3548/shenanigans7syxz9.jpg

[John Marston]

Very epic way to revive this thread!! Classic XD

[S.I.C]

WE LIVE!!!!!!!!

WE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**falls asleep**

[Ikusa]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/6106/super20troopers20shenandj9.jpg

[John Marston]

XD... Umm dustin your sleeping on Wonder Woman >_>

[S.I.C]

XD... Umm dustin your sleeping on Wonder Woman >_>

I think you mean with her >_><_<........

[John Marston]

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/bingo275/doom/wonder-woman.jpg

>_>
<_<

She's all yours man. XD

[Moriamur]

...I thought that this show was cancelled...

[Ikusa]

Nonsense.

[John Marston]

Shenanigans.

[S.I.C]

man I don't remember her looking like that.......but then again I was a little drunk.......an horny >_><_<.....oh was that out loud >_><_<....damn -_-'

[Moriamur]

<_<

*says nothing about the shot video of THAT day*

>_>

[Ikusa]

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/5340/01kamenriderkivaep10qf4.jpg

Wanna fist?

[John Marston]

We WILL not die!!!

We're like a bad ex....

[S.I.C]

wow I forgot about this channel >_><_<......

BOOBS!!!!!!!!!

[John Marston]

-ahem- We need the side-boob hour back >_>

[Ikusa]

Our first day without the shout.

[John Marston]

"You shake it more than three times your playing with it"

Words that will live in infamy.

*fondles someone* Take it like a man!!

[Ikusa]

Next time we talk, I'll sing it to you. :D

[John Marston]

Do it in one of your creepy voices >_> dude, they still haunt my nightmares!!! :D

[Ikusa]

I've got just the voice. :nod:

[John Marston]

Courtesy of the red, white and, blue.

[Ikusa]

POP QUIZ

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/276/exampleag7.gif <---- What movie is this from?

[John Marston]

Uhhhh

[Ikusa]

Surely someone knows... o_o

[John Marston]

Some random martial arts movie? >_>

[Moriamur]

Bloodsport 1?

[Ikusa]

Bingo!

*gives Michel a severed head*

[John Marston]

He's a pussy, Jason Statham can kick his ass any day.

[Ikusa]

Jason Statham is nothingness compared to old school Jean Claude.

I hated "The Transporter".

[John Marston]

Transporter 4 eva!!!!!

[Ikusa]

If I had to pick any action star in this generation, it would be Jet Li.

[John Marston]

I was watching Fearless last night so I'm inclined to agree. But still Jason Statham is cool >_>

[Ikusa]

I'm curious to see his performance in the new Mummy flick. However, I heard the movie bombed.

[John Marston]

No no it didn't bomb it opened at number two with 40+ mil. It was only up against TDK which is still number 1 after three weeks.

I saw it and it was a very enjoyable film. The new Eve didn't bother me one bit.

[Moriamur]

Bingo!

*gives Michel a severed head*

YAY!!!

Another head to go for my collection of skulls ^_^

[Ikusa]

No no it didn't bomb it opened at number two with 40+ mil. It was only up against TDK which is still number 1 after three weeks.

I saw it and it was a very enjoyable film. The new Eve didn't bother me one bit.

My bad. I should have been more specific.

I meant reviews.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mummy_tomb_of_the_dragon_emperor/

I might just wait for the DVD release.

[John Marston]

Roger Ebert gave it 3 out of 4 so I'm inclined to listen to a man who knows a good movie when he sees one :D Generally when a movie gets a bad review it's because the reviewer is being way to cynical and critical, Seriously movies are about having fun who cares what other people thing, ne?

[S.I.C]

Chuck Norris could kick the asses of both Jason Statham & Jet Li!!!

They say that there's no chin under Chucks breed there is only another fist >_><_<

[Ikusa]

Well none of them compare to the awesomeness that is...

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9243/bruceleeny5.jpg

[John Marston]

Take the Bwuce juice!!!

[S.I.C]

94 is 500!!!!!!!!

[John Marston]

No sleep till........Brooklyn!!!

[Ikusa]

:ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja:

[John Marston]

Protect Ma balls!!!

[Ikusa]

:ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
:ninja::moop::ninja: :ninja:
:ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

[John Marston]

8===================D

[Ikusa]

You wish...

[John Marston]

(o)Y(o)

[S.I.C]

>_><_<......

how are our ratings doing?

**throws pies**

[Moriamur]

*looks at ratings*

uh... Uhhh...

You guys better do something, and fast... Or else it is show over... Yeah the ratings are dropping you guys... Sorry =(

[S.I.C]

**hides Michel**

there now no one knows >_><_<......

[Ikusa]

:moop: :moop:

We're not going anywhere.

This is all Dan's fault.

[S.I.C]

it wasn't them laughing at me.....IT WAS GOD!!!!!!!

[Moriamur]

*laughs at Dustin from the mist*

Sorry, no God here... Just me

[S.I.C]

beats Michel with a broom stick >_><_<...

[Moriamur]

Hahahahaha... Beating the mist?

*reforms into a solid form, aka my body*

How amusing *watches the ratings rising cause of a vampire being added to the show*

[John Marston]

This show ends over Michel's cold dead body.... lol

[Moriamur]

Hahahaha, well that will be a while since I have a cold UN-Dead body XD

[S.I.C]

if you guys had a barrel of monkeys how much fun would you have?

[Sonic]

Depends what type of monkeys you get? :moop:

[Ikusa]

Do I get to spank the monkey?

[John Marston]

ZING!

[S.I.C]

>_>......um sure Jason but it will cost an extra 50 bucks and we can't air it ......<_<

[John Marston]

Oh it'll air! Over my cold, dead, lifeless, and mangled body, IT WILL FUCKING AIR!! >_>

[Fallout]

Jase always spanks the monkey >_> <_<

[S.I.C]

**airs it**

>_><_< eww thats nasty

[John Marston]

NOOOOOOOOO YOU FOOL!!! Do you know what you have done?!?! Now not even god can save us!!!

[Ikusa]

ZING!

Shut the fuck up, Gobot.

[Urza Planeswalker]

Hey the Go-bots were like the K-Mart of Transformers >_>.

[Ikusa]

I was riding downtown with my friend Seth.

As we were going down the street "Madison", I was texting, and for a second Seth was looking down to pick up his CD. Then all of a sudden *boom*. It turns out we hit a hobo. >_>

Seth freaked out. We got out of the car, and we asked if he was okay, and he said "do you have any cigarettes?" So I went down to Mapco, and bought him a pack.

The guy was wasted out of his mind.

There's not much to he story, but the situation made me laugh... a little.

We've come across this guy in the past.

[S.I.C]

**hands Jason a reward**

you win.

[John Marston]

Our first season will always be the best >_>

[Ikusa]

Agreed. Those were the days.

At first I though your name said "Edward Norton".

[John Marston]

I would have changed my name to The Riddler but I guess I have a thing were I use the real names for the villains >_>

[Ikusa]

Who are you going to be next, "Selena Kyle"?

NO NO wait... "Alfred Pennyworth".

[John Marston]

I may move onto spider-man villains!! Adrian toomes, Otto Octavius , L. Thompson Lincoln, Maxwell Dillon, Norman Osbourne, Cletus Kasady... >_> Just to name a few... *shits*


And Cher is catwoman >_> <_< Alfred is a *bleep*

[Ikusa]

Is it confirmed?... O_O

Use Eddie Brock next. Venom FTW!

[John Marston]

I think Steve was just bullshitting on that there's no way in hall that haggard ass woman can play the hotness that is catwoman.

Oooh Eddie brock can't believe I forgot about good ol' Venom. Hmm there's loads of villains I could choose maybe even Victor Freeze >_>

[Ikusa]

I think Steve was just bullshitting on that there's no way in hall that haggard ass woman can play the hotness that is catwoman.

Oooh Eddie brock can't believe I forgot about good ol' Venom. Hmm there's loads of villains I go choose maybe even Victor Freeze >_>

If it's true, it's going to seriously piss fans off. My blood's already boiling.

Also, it's spelled "Victor Fries".

[John Marston]

Taco flavored BJ's.

[Ikusa]

Oh, now you remember the joke! :dry:

[John Marston]

Que?

[S.I.C]

>_><_<

**throws Pies**

hahahahahaha........I ran out of material.....>_>

[Ikusa]

Que?

I'm going to brain you. :moop:

[Moriamur]

And I am gonna kill you both nice and slow

[Ikusa]

My girlfirend has already taken the liberty of doing so this morning. :dry:

I only slept six hours, yet it feels like eight.

Now it's off to IHOP, to have breakfast with they guys, then I must haul ass to class.

[S.I.C]

ha ha!!!!!!!

this show is not dead YET!!!!!!!!!!!

>_><_<....or is it?

[Moriamur]

Well... it IS closed, so I assume that it is dead

*checks the ratings*

Yep, as dead as a corpse

[Ikusa]

The show was dull to begin with.

Somebody misspelled "Chappelle" in the title.