Major news

[Kaiser Zero]

in a few days theres going to be something going on. what that is, it's a surprise! So yeah you can guess if you want but not telling.... so watch for something BIG!

[Kaiser Zero]

Oh and take note this has nothing to do with April fools day (which may get tossed out the window BTW)

[John Marston]

Lyke OMG!!! What ever could it be?!!!!!!!! >_>

[Fallout]

No more Jetix tricks?

[Kaiser Zero]

That would kinda be fun Peggy >_> or would it?

[John Marston]

Wait, Jetix Tricks? WHA? NANI???

[Ikusa]

I need some good news!

[Kaiser Zero]

Let it ride Jason XD

[John Marston]

Well I have some information......just meet me in that parking garage... my codename is "Deep Throating"

[Ikusa]

Well I have some information......just meet me in that parking garage.. my codename is "Deep Throating"

You DICK! :D

[Kaiser Zero]

This is becoming another type of thread XD

[Ikusa]

Yeah, that tends to happen a lot..

:X

[John Marston]

Lol let's take this somewhere more private... XD >_>

[Ikusa]

We'll take it to the Show Thread.

[Kaiser Zero]

Jason he meant the bed room... >_>

[John Marston]

I know it's like you throw so many damn hints and they still don't get it....oh wait >_>

[Ikusa]

FYI! The Show Thread is my bedroom...

I got locked out of my profile.

[John Marston]

If The show thread is your bedroom what is your bathroom.... RB?

[Ikusa]

Try again. :D

[John Marston]

I'm gonna get you for that!!!!

[Ikusa]

Cry me a river. :D

[Guy Gardner]

Maybe this time its Toon Disney instead of Jetix

[Kaiser Zero]

Nooooo Please Noooooo

[John Marston]

Someone care to explain?

[Ikusa]

Im confuzzled.. as well.

[Guy Gardner]

I heard Toon Disney Exec's want a take over of Power.

[Moriamur]

Well they can try, but I will defend this board with my life!

Cause it is going to be a VERY cold day in HELL before Disney gets their slimey hands on our board.

WHO IS WITH ME!?

[Kaiser Zero]

They might be good for it!!! think of it 50 EPS!!

[Ikusa]

Well they can try, but I will defend this board with my life!

Cause it is going to be a VERY cold day in HELL before Disney gets their slimey hands on our board.

WHO IS WITH ME!?

I'll kill for this board.

But more so for the thrill.

[Moriamur]

They MIGHT?!

THEY ALREADY ASS RAPED PR!

So they will NOT get OUR board, not without a fight!

[John Marston]

Bruce Kalish is gonna take over The Head Admin Spot?

[Moriamur]

Nevah!!!

So Tokusatsu-fusion Residents. Pick Up Your Weapons For Tonight We All Dine In Hell!!!

[Kaiser Zero]

Bruce Kalish is gonna take over The Head Admin Spot?



But...but thats my job ;_;

[Guy Gardner]

Well i did hear this from a very good source: Wikipedia. You know they are always right

[Ikusa]

If wiki says so.. it's most definitely true.

No questions asked!

[Moriamur]

They are?

But... But... But what about google then? Google is ALWAYS right... Right?

[Ikusa]

Right-o.

[Kaiser Zero]

never doubt wiki!! i get my news from them!

[John Marston]

So what was this thread about again? I forgot :p

[Moriamur]

But Wiki is run by Mickey Mouse! And on Wiki it says that Sentai is an adaption of PR!

WIKI LIES!!!

[Ikusa]

Taco flavored BJ's, Dan.

[Guy Gardner]

They can't do a worse job than Jayse, becasue we all know how he is.

[Moriamur]

Ahem **cough**KoichiandBruce**cough** XD

[John Marston]

Taco flavored BJ's, Dan.

I love Taco Flavored BJ's... >_>

[Kaiser Zero]

Okay the real news is this........................


*to be continued on my next post*

[Ikusa]

That could be days from now. >_<

[Moriamur]

try years XD

[Guy Gardner]

They have been doing their job and a good job at that.

[Moriamur]

O_O

Okay... Hey Mike, can I get some of that stuff you smoke? Sounds like good shit, nah just kidding Mike

[Guy Gardner]

Go watch I am Legend

[Moriamur]

Ah, sounds like good shit alright XD

[Kaiser Zero]

Disney Is Legend

[Contessa dei Cattanei]

If wiki says so.. it's most definitely true.

No questions asked!

PAHAHA.

This thread is the something BIG, I know it. It's either that or Jonny Yong Bosch has decided to become a member and talk with us every day...I know it. :)

[Mr. Blue]

try years XD

or Centuries XD

[Nightingale]

Okay the real news is this........................


*to be continued on my next post*

Disney Is LegendOMG THIS IS HUGE!!!! :eek:

[Ikusa]

It's gargantuate.

[Fallout]

Wiki is almost as reliable as imdb.com lol

And clearly the big announcement is that Jayse is preggers...again


Oh shit, I just spilled the beans didn't I? Meh *wanders off*

[Kaiser Zero]

at least you didn't say who that father was.....

[Fallout]

>_> <_<

It's quite clearly M-san

*runs*

[Kaiser Zero]

YOU LIE!!!!!!!oneoneoenoenoe!!11eleven

[Moriamur]

Actually >_>

<_<

The big announcement is that I am pregnant this time, not Jaysen... he is the father

[Fallout]

oh snapz lol

[Kaiser Zero]

*does dramatic rat thing*

[John Marston]

I have big news myself, I shaved my armpits..... Is that weird? lol

[Fallout]

Um, yes Dan...it is.

[Kaiser Zero]

Thats an over share Dan....

[Fallout]

With Dan, nothing's an overshare anymore

[Ikusa]

I have big news myself, I shaved my armpits..... Is that weird? lol

Nah..

I've always wanted to shave a Martian.

Got a Martian?..

[Nightingale]

I only have beans :(

[John Marston]

Whateva I do what I want!!!

[Noel Kreiss]

I'm the WWE Champion, is that the news?

[John Marston]

The major news is I'm getting married.....to whom you say? well I'll reveal that next episode...

[Ikusa]

Dan's Fiancé.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_f1nGxmddet0/RrjB7r-eJ3I/AAAAAAAAATA/aA6tUDxvh_o/s400/fat_woman.jpg

[John Marston]

Dammit, Jason you ruined the surprise...XD And where the hell do you keep getting all this pics of fat chicks? off your hardrive? Lol

[Fallout]

LOL! I love it Jason

[Nikita]

here's the major news ladies and germs:












































































Shad screams like a little girl whenever Dan touches him...>_>

[Noel Kreiss]

You have it wrong Angie.....







































































Dan's Pregnant!

[Ikusa]

Here's the shocker...











































































































































































































































Im not wearing pants.

[Fallout]

Again? Jesus.

Here's another

























































































































































































































































































Angie likes little boys!

[Ikusa]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4274/confused2jr7.gif

[Nikita]

damn, peggy, how did u know?

;_;

[Kaiser Zero]

To hell you say Peggy!

But the news is really this the board is..

































































































































































































self aware! it see us all!! IT'S SKYNET!!!

[Crystal Ranger]

Nah, the real news is......



















































































You've all gone nuts so I'm taking over the board.

*summons ultimate banning powers* Who wants to be first? *insert evil laugh*

[Nightingale]

self aware! it see us all!! IT'S SKYNET!!!

You do understand that now I have to go back in time and kill you before creating TF, right?

[Moriamur]

You do understand that now I have to go back in time and kill you before creating TF, right?

Then I will go back in time as well to protect Jaysen and to stop you!

[Nightingale]

There are many resistance fighters. You will never eliminate us.

[Ikusa]

Hey people...












































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































STOP DOING THAT!

[John Marston]

This is a bigger shock then when my Girlfriend told me she was Bi.

[Ikusa]

Use that to your advantage. ;)

[Fallout]

The announcement is:...





















































































































































































































































































































Shad likes bondage

[Kaiser Zero]

So ummmmmm i'm screwed then aren't I shad?......

[Nikita]

we all knew shad likes bondage..he also has an anus disease...>_>

[Fallout]

There's a surprise

[Ikusa]

>_>

[Crystal Ranger]

There's a surprise
What rock you been living under? :lol:

[Contessa dei Cattanei]

The major news is that...
I'm divorced. But you all knew that already ;)

If it has anything to do with PR going animated, I might throw my computer out my dorm room window.

[Ikusa]

If that's the news, I might throw my window out my computer.

[John Marston]

Alright fine no more games the news is that me and jason are having a baby.

[Nikita]

wait...i thought u were having my baby??

i thought i was the baby daddy!!!!

u've been cheating on me!?

that's it i want to go on Maury!

[John Marston]

I've been cheating on you with Jason but I've been Cheating on Jason with..............DUSTIN!!!!!!!!!

[Nikita]

I MEAN, IT, I WANNA GO ON MAURY NOW!

ur a cheater!!

[Ikusa]

I've been cheating on Dan with...
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/9726/donkeyoatieimagead2.jpg

[Nikita]

is that shad!?

[Ikusa]

What?.. lmao!

No.. it's Sanchez.

[Nikita]

huh..close enough i guess...i mean, the resemblence is so close!

[Fallout]

They must be related

[Noel Kreiss]

It's true, It's Damn true, But are you sure it's related to Shad?

[Moriamur]

yeah, I mean Sanchez looks even smarter then Shad does

And poor Angie **gives Angie a BIG hug**

[Noel Kreiss]

wait I figured out the news....

Shad is Pregnant for Sanchez

[Contessa dei Cattanei]

I think it might have something to do with RP because I checked the main site and there's a new message up....oooo...

[Light Yagami]

I think it might have something to do with RP because I checked the main site and there's a new message up....oooo...

No it has to do with me Marrying My non-related sister!

[Mr. Blue]

I think it might have something to do with RP because I checked the main site and there's a new message up....oooo...

Just looked. About time that happens lol

[Noel Kreiss]

I noticed it last night, and there is another item... But I'm keeping it a secret

[Kaiser Zero]

That's what everyone thinks and you know what happens when you assume right?

[Moriamur]

That's what everyone thinks and you know what happens when you assume right?

You get banned? XD

[Kaiser Zero]

well we could do that but then we'd all be banned no? XD

[MidnightAngel]

lmao.. this Thread is getting rather warped anyways what's the big news? I'm like anxious to know now.

[Kaiser Zero]

The news..is news! can't tell yet XD

[Moriamur]

the news is that this board is going to be turned into one big Cult who are all worshipping the REAL God of Hell... Namely ME!

[Kaiser Zero]

Damnit M-san I told you not to tell M-san Fusion is ruined!!

[Moriamur]

Oops... Sorry...

[Kaiser Zero]

now I have to come up with a new plane!! PEGGY!!!

[MidnightAngel]

I think you mean new Plan? Eh Sorry I'm bad at correcting others mistakes yet never correct my own until it's to late anyways Damn I lost my train of thought. Blasted brain freezes their evil I tell ya Evil!! Ok I'm completely insane now what else is new, what's the news? cause I'm like dying to know here if that's it eh... No comment...

[Noel Kreiss]

Shad is pregnant for a donkey.... THAT IS DAMN NEWS!

[Ikusa]

So how 'bout that news Jayse?..

[Fallout]

You'll just have to keep waiting!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sings*

[Kaiser Zero]

You heard the lady!

[Nightingale]

<SNIP>

Oh fuck off every fucking one of you

[Fallout]

Aww, apparently someone can't take their own medicine. You can dish it out but you clearly can't handle it Shad

[Nikita]

oh snap!! ;)

peggy told you!!

*points finger and laughs*

[Moriamur]

**joins the laughter**

And you know what they say. What goes around, comes around

[Noel Kreiss]

True *snickers gleefully*

[Contessa dei Cattanei]

It's April Fool's Day- where's this big news? haha

[Fallout]

It's coming, just be patient guys. You'll know when the announcement happens

[Psycho Master]

I think I know what it is and I'm quite happy about it.


...Unless its just an April Fool's joke like usual.

But, I'm hoping for something else more specific.

<_<

>_>

Too bad its April Fool's.

[Fallout]

It's not an April Fool's Joke

Seeing as April Fool's Day ends at noon, the joke would be null and void.

And if you've got nothing intelligent to say, please don't post. <3

[Psycho Master]

You seem to not like me very much, Peg. I wonder why. :rolleyes:

So, if its not an April Fool's joke...then it must be...?

[Moriamur]

the day this forum turns into 1 big cult that worships only me!!!

[Fallout]

Dear sweet jesus, it's a fucking surprise is that so hard for people to understand? Keep your damn mouths shut until we tell you what it is!

[Noel Kreiss]

They should keep it shut, BE PAITIENT!

[Moriamur]

You hear us... BE PATIENT OR ELSE I FUCKING TEMP BAN THE NEXT PERSON WHO ASKS FOR 2 WHOLE DAYS!

[Psycho Master]

<_<

>_>

Ahhh!!!

I fear you.

[Moriamur]

Good!

[John Marston]

JYB is coming back for JF. And I'm gonna be playing a role in the next PR series.

[Ikusa]

Ladies and Gentleman, can I please have your attention?

I have just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story.

I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.















































































































































































































http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7927/cannonball1ye7.jpg
Cannonball!!!

[Fallout]

Smartass lol

[Mr. Blue]

lmao! Funny Jason, funny lol

[Noel Kreiss]

You guys want the news for real.........











































































































































Guess what you ain't gettin it!

[Abare Killer]

:abakill This thread kills many brain cells...Studies have shown that 86.4% of people who have read this thread are about 1.652 times less intelligent than before reading it. Be warned! And more importantly, Be Patient! *is patient for surprise* :abakill

[Nikita]

damn, so i've been losing brain cells all this time and i didn't know about it?? oh well, not like i missed much anyway...

[Remus Lupin]

:abakill This thread kills many brain cells...Studies have shown that 86.4% of people who have read this thread are about 1.652 times less intelligent than before reading it. Be warned! And more importantly, Be Patient! *is patient for surprise* :abakill

and studies also show that anytime someone uses a percentage to prove their point, 90.159% of the time they are merely making it up :)

[Noel Kreiss]

I think I've lost -200% of my brain cells reading this thread

[Remus Lupin]

you did not have any to lose :)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p just pickin

[Kaiser Zero]

thread....kills....*drools*

[Moriamur]

well...

Guess it is a good thing that my brains were dead right from the beginning...

**drools**

Braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssss s............

[Ikusa]

Side effects from reading this thread.

http://www.kukoda.com/wp-content/Flat1.jpg

[Kaiser Zero]

Jason just owned the thread XD

[Nikita]

Side effects from reading this thread.

http://www.kukoda.com/wp-content/Flat1.jpg



ZOMG!! IT'S SHAD IF HE WAS A GIRL!!! >_> ^_^

[Sonic]

So what's the news then? *is waiting on tender hooks*

[Psycho Master]

The news is that....you will die.

[Ikusa]

^ You're talking to Death...

All he has to do is touch you, and you'll drop dead.

[John Marston]

This thread is epic!!!!! *farts*

[Sonic]

The news is that....you will die.
I'm already dead -.-

[Noel Kreiss]

the news is I'm sick

*Pukes on Death and Matt*

[S.I.C]

wow <_<..>_>..how come I've never posted in here before oh I know it's because you people are all CRAZY!!!!!!!

[Kaiser Zero]

wow <_<..>_>..how come I've never posted in here before oh I know it's because you people are all CRAZY!!!!!!!

Mr. Pot, Kettle on line two. >_>

[Moriamur]

LMAO!!!

Okay, that one I actually found funny as hell. Good one Nii-san!

[S.I.C]

HEY!....well yeah I guess I'm crazy too**kicks Jayse**

[Mr. Blue]

lol Jayse....good one

[John Marston]

Ladies and gentlemen!!!! *farts*

[Ikusa]

Slow and painful, man.

You know how I like it.

[Mr. Blue]

Ladies and gentlemen!!!! *farts*

*puts gas mask on* Dan! Clean that up! lol

[Ikusa]

I've stitched his ass, i've corked it..

What more can I do?

[John Marston]

BEHOLD!!!!

[Moriamur]

burn it, piercing it, glue it... Anything else?

[John Marston]

I <3 My avatar, now let's all dance like stewie!!!

[Moriamur]

Uh... I don't dance.. sorry

[Mr. Blue]

o.O @ Dan's avatar

I'm not much of a dancer

[John Marston]

Pretty random avatar, No? well I am after all the random admin.

[S.I.C]

ooooo....sexy party XD

[Fallout]

We make sexytime for randomness?

[Kaiser Zero]

the real big news is












































WE HAVE A NEW SHOUT BOX!!!

[Fallout]

Oh whoopie do lol... We can clearly see that

[Psycho Master]

I knew it!!!

I was right all a long!

[Fallout]

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!

[S.I.C]

awesome where is it <_<....>_>?????

[Fallout]

In my pants, clearly

[Kaiser Zero]

then i'm not going in there!

[Psycho Master]

then i'm not going in there!

I was going to say that. You stole my post!

[Fallout]

WOO!

There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited!

[Kaiser Zero]

I was going to say that. You stole my post!

Sux 2 b u then. XD

[Fallout]

xD Agreed

[Psycho Master]

xD Agreed

I don't agree with you.

[Fallout]

Well, nobody asked you

[Kaiser Zero]

play nice or no hookers for anyone!

[Fallout]

What if you're your own hooker?

[John Marston]

No hookers means I'm out of a job...

[Fallout]

>_> <_< again? lol oh Dan

[John Marston]

It's hard to sell yourself when no one is interested!!!

[Kaiser Zero]

No hookers means I'm out of a job...

LMFAO

[Fallout]

Dan wins lol

[Ikusa]

I missed an intresting conversation... >_>

[John Marston]

5 Dorra Suckey Suckey?

[Ikusa]

So what's this Major news?

It's been more than a few days. >_<

[Kaiser Zero]

The news is we're all having tacos!!

[Ikusa]

With hot sauce!!!!?

[Remus Lupin]

*walks in to thread*

*is disgusted*

*walks out*

:p

:abakill

[Kaiser Zero]

of course Jason!

[Abare Killer]

:abakill Will this thread ever cease to be a spam thread??? :abakill

[S.I.C]

S...P...A...M!..SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!!!!!woooo! I mean..what now?:D

[Fallout]

The news is that you suck. :)

[Ikusa]

*gasp* "Screw you hippie!" :D

[Abare Killer]

:abakill Who sucks? :abakill

[Ikusa]

Grettings from work!

I feel like laying down. :/

[Remus Lupin]

Get back to work!

By the way...did ya get the memo about the TPS Reports? See we're putting the new cover pages on all the TPS reports before they go out, so if you could go ahead and do that from now on, that'd be grrrrreat. Thanks.

[John Marston]

Funny this thread lost it's entire meaning through 22 pages of spam.....Welcome to TF :p *farts*


oh btw the big news is........I'll only tell if you send in a video of you dancing like Mr. T in my avatar.

[Ikusa]

Get back to work!

By the way...did ya get the memo about the TPS Reports? See we're putting the new cover pages on all the TPS reports before they go out, so if you could go ahead and do that from now on, that'd be grrrrreat. Thanks.

Matt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, mmmK?

[Remus Lupin]

excuse me? I believe you have my stapler! MMM! I'll burn this place down to the ground......

[Kaiser Zero]

NUUUUUUUUUUU I live in the building you can't burn it down!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fallout]

Sure we can!

*sets the building on fire*

[Kaiser Zero]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK *burns*

[Noel Kreiss]

We Can Rebuild him..... *Turns Jaysen into the six cent man*

[John Marston]

Dun dun dun!!!!!

[Ikusa]

Major news:
New Scrubs tonight!

9:30/8:30 Central

[Fallout]

Can my pants be rebuilt?

[Noel Kreiss]

Dan can handle that

[Fallout]

Sweetness!

[Ikusa]

We have the technology, we can rebuild them. We can make them tougher, tighter.

[Fallout]

LOL! Jason win's hahah

[Noel Kreiss]

Yeah, but we will use Dan and Dustin to do all of the above!

[Fallout]

Its true, they do all the dirty work.

[MidnightAngel]

*shakes head at thread* Apparently this has become no more then a spam thread, I never had any brain cells to lose so there's no surprise there.

[Nikita]

but yet, all threads turn into spam!! HURRAY FOR ICKY SPAM!! >_> i mean, YUMMY SPAM!

*>_> <_< runs into a wall and gets knocked out*

[Kaiser Zero]

*shakes head at thread* Apparently this has become no more then a spam thread, I never had any brain cells to lose so there's no surprise there.

There is actually news just ummmm being worked on...

[Noel Kreiss]

There is actually news just ummmm being worked on...

There is? Wait let me guess the news is that Toku Fusion's pregnant!

[Kamen Rider Joker]

There might be actual news yes


But at this rate, whenever it's all worked out, you might have to start a new thread, as I doubt many users are going to take this one seriously anymore.



Pancakes[/required mindless humor]

[Ikusa]

Its true, they do all the dirty work.

Cuntbag eh?

I like it. :)

[John Marston]

I have major news.... I got a new avatar.

[Fallout]

Is that you Dan? lol

[John Marston]

Yeah didn't I tell you I secretly record myself breakdancing in a Bear suit XD


http://www.appscout.com/images/spam%20boy.jpg


My next costume for halloween

[MidnightAngel]

Your going as a Can of Spam? Ok....

[Kaiser Zero]

There might be actual news yes


But at this rate, whenever it's all worked out, you might have to start a new thread, as I doubt many users are going to take this one seriously anymore.



Pancakes[/required mindless humor]

Of course. (that was planned XD)

Mmm pancakes.....

[Ikusa]

Now I really want brinner.

[Remus Lupin]

Brinner? What is Brinner?

Spam instead? Maybe? lol

[Fallout]

King of Spam... DAN!

[Noel Kreiss]

I'm an Asshole, that's the news!

[Ikusa]

Brinner? What is Brinner?

Spam instead? Maybe? lol

Brinner = Breakfast for Dinner

[MidnightAngel]

Crazy You all Are.... Sorry I'm watching Star Wars, Absolutely love Yoda!!

[Ikusa]

I just had the best damn Brinner. :D

Pancakes, sausage, bacon, and scrambled eggs.

Godbless IHOP.

[Kaiser Zero]

I'm gonna tease everyone a bit with an update.........a few more days people then you'll know whats going on!